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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

How do you inspect your stool for blood, then?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

By hand as god intended

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In hungary too in some older toilets. Tbh its better because of less splash.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

If you regularly need to take stool samples like me it's easier as well. On the downside it's smellier.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Finally, the hole is in the right side! Now my 12" penis feels right at home!

[–] azvasKvklenko 13 points 3 months ago

Great, it can drink the water

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[–] SonicBlue03 11 points 3 months ago

This is how you go Dutch.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

literal take on shitposting

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Usa drops kids off at pool, the dutch stack shelves.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] anticurrent 14 points 3 months ago

Big shlong problems

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

German toilets are like that too.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Poop and scoop

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