And yet it's still garbage....like their search

Surely you jest?

Holy shit, do you have some more info or refs for this, this sounds unbelievably fucked up.

This is very old. Im fairly sure I saw it on reddit at least 5 years ago.

Correct the fridge is not the freezer

I've heard they put sugar in their bread too?

This is correct with Tomatos.

Storing tomatoes in the fridge can ruin their taste and texture. The cold makes them go mealy and lose their juiciness. Plus, the chill dulls their flavour. Also, certain moulds can thrive in the fridge and spoil the tomatoes faster once they warm up again. For the best taste and texture, keep your tomatoes at room temperature! It makes a massive difference

Keeping bread in the fridge is generally considered unwise because it accelerates the staling process. This occurs due to the process of retrogradation, where the starches in the bread crystallise more quickly at cooler temperatures. As a result, bread becomes dry and loses its freshness faster compared to being stored at room temperature. For optimal freshness, it's better to store bread in a cool, dry place or freeze it if long-term storage is needed.

It also instantly goes stale

You dab with toilet paper, for the love of all thats good, do not share an ass drying towel with your wife unless you went her to get chronic utis.

Are you literally smoking crack?