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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] garfaagel 25 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Just to be clear, the story about the couch does not appear to be true: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago

A lot of people are saying it's true. Smart people. The best people are saying that.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

I dunno, he's not denying it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ooh it's one of those "fact-check" articles. Welp.. pack it up boys...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Er, snopes.com has been debunking urban legends since the 90s (not only on the site but also newsgroups such as alt.folklore.urban). I think it deserves a little more respect than 'one of those "fact-check" articles'.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah but some urban legends deserve to be kept alive for some time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

On page 180 in the first print edition.

[–] rambling_lunatic 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fair enough. I suppose I was lied to by someone I trusted. Sex with a couch would be strange, buy nowhere as disqualifying as Vance's obvious misogyny and support of an adjudicated rapist.

[–] idegenszavak 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

who is this? not the girl, I know she is from a star wars

[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Sectional Predator J.D. Vance.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Goddamn that's brilliant

[–] idegenszavak 11 points 3 months ago

Thank you, now i could read the story, and the meme became funny

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Republican vice presidential candidate

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

…and couch fucker, JD Vance.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not that I doubt you for a minute but why exactly is he a couch fucker

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean there isn't really a lot of ways that one can become a couch fucker. But in his book, he didn't mention which kind of couch, if that's what you mean.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But he admitted to fucking some kind of couch?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I think colbert had an entertaining summary (starts at 7:50): https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=464&v=NL1yGqQ3pnA

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Well it's mostly that we can't prove he's not a couch fucker. Also, look at the guy

[–] [email protected] -5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] idegenszavak 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

*female. I can find even more synonyms if you want.

And she was only 20 years old filming that scene, not even drinking age of the us. I think it's not degrading to call a 20 years old woman a girl

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

in the US 18 makes you a legal adult, who gives a fuck whether you can drink or not.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

drinking age in the us isn't indicative of maturity. 20 is legally an adult. girls are children. and only aliens and incels call human women females as a noun. please don't find any more "synonyms", you're making it worse.

[–] idegenszavak 4 points 3 months ago

Im an alien. Maybe its a translation thing, in my native language young women are still called girls, there is nothing condescending to call someone a girl even in her 20s. We call children "litte girl". I learn new things about amerikan culture every day on lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everybody my age and younger is a girl. My age and older is a woman. There's a little blue around my age. I'm 36. My wife and I, and our husband and wife friend couples, I refer to us as guys and girls.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

first of all, friend groups are different. people call their friends "kids" too. that's different from infantilizing strangers.

second of all, yes, "guys" and "girls". people don't call adult strangers boys. yet they do that with women all the time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

...alright boys, he's made his point, let's pack it in and call a doll a doll...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

His second expression made for some loud guffaws at my house