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[–] [email protected] 151 points 4 months ago (8 children)

this exactly describes my childhood view of religion

[–] [email protected] 87 points 4 months ago (21 children)

I tried so hard to hear God. When I finally talked to my pastor about my doubts he said that reading the Bible would help. Reading the Bible made me doubt even more.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago

i always laughed at the "oh, you're a nonbeliever? let me throw some bible verses at you" approach

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I clearly remember the moment when I realized that other people (other than weird fundies) were taking it seriously. I'm not sure what I had thought was going on, my best guess is that I thought praying and going to church was just a weird thing we were all supposed to do out of politeness, like not putting our elbows on the table.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I had the same thing when I was younger! In my head, it was like a thing people do just for tradition(or something?) that everyone knows isn't real, but we play along for fun. Like when you knock on wood or wish on a star. Or when adults talk about what "Santa" brought them (and I don't mean the people that genuinely believe in that shit). I dunno I had the concept well developed in my head like it was all some sort of metaphor and then my mind was blown when I learnt people actually think jesus was a real life wizard

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I remember being confused about how I was supposed to distinguish between my own thoughts and god trying to tell me something 🙃

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

one of them is you. the other one is also you

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Well, it's interesting to me that the people who claim God spoke them always hear something that they wanted to do anyways.

[–] rocky1138 8 points 4 months ago

Came here to write the exact same thing

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I thought imaginary friends were just something in the movies. Kids actually have them?

[–] snapoff 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

When we were kids, my sister (4 years old at the time) had a friend named Jennifer who “lived down the street” none of us had ever met. She went to play with Jennifer every day for hours on end. We moved to a new town and my sister again disappeared for several hours. When she came home she said she had been playing with Jennifer because Jennifer had moved too. Sister later confirms that Jennifer was an imaginary friend, but has no idea where she was going every day or what she was doing. Now my parents are so much more worried about where the grandkids are when they visit. My sisters and I tease them about where the concern was when we were growing up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This convinces me further that imaginary friends are only supernatural if real at all

[–] snapoff 4 points 4 months ago

Seriously! Her son now talks about our uncle who passed, says he comes to visit sometimes. Big yikes from me.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Where do you think religions came from

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I blame the aphantasia, a lotta y'all's weirdness made a lot more sense once I learned you can just make up pictures in your head

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The fact that a lot of people can't actually terrifies me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Its kind of like considering blindness as someone who can see. It feels like removing a vital part of the human experience to someone who has come to rely on the ability.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Welcome to being autistic. Except it has nothing to do with imaginary friends and everything to do with culture.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As a French, it's not in our culture these "imaginary friends". Kids don't have them (at least I don't know anyone that used to have one), we don't speak about it, we don't have stories and fairy tales about them....
I think it's an American thing. The new movie "IF" is uncanny for me - It's like the girl is batshit insane and I was waiting for a twist with here being in a psychiatric hospital or something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not French but francophone so maybe it is an English thing, because I heard so many anecdotes from Anglophone relations about their imaginary friends growing up, and mon doux jesus I tried to have an imaginary friend, but sadly found myself impotent in that regard.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

No, I was a lonely nerd so I just had imaginary friends. I think I stopped having a specific imaginary friend when I was about 5 and moved on to playing out larger imaginary scenarios. In high school I got into tabletop RPGs, and today I still play them now and then, and I like to write stories and do other creative activities.

I feel like my imagination has enjoyed a long and varied career, and I look forward to several more decades of day dreaming.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No, but I intentionally mispronounced spaghetti because the kids who couldn't say it correctly got more attention.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

When I was 5, I went to a speech therapist for an S lisp. I remember first thing they told me was that I'm meant to keep my tongue behind my teeth. I had to say, "Sammy the silly snake slithers by" and nailed it. I forget all the other stuff, but never had a lisp after that very brief and distinct moment.

All I remember before that was adults saying to me, "No, like this." and would just hiss at me. Who'd have thought a few seconds of explaining something would actually work.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Most of the time people don’t think about things thoroughly enough to describe them usefully. Or they don’t have the language to describe them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Most people can't articulate how things are done, it takes a professional. That's why a lot of scientific and mathematical discoveries seem so obvious. Knowing how to do something, or how something works, is not the same as being able to define how it is done in a provable and repeatable fashion.

Edit: congratulations on overcoming your lisp!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I was in speech therapy all through elementary school. The only thing I remember was being told "smile when you pronounce your R's."

I honestly should've taken a class on how to hold a pencil. Instead of teaching me properly, they just let me type my assignments. It wasn't until high school that I learned to actually write by staring at a classmate's hand as she wrote and copying her form. My handwriting is still shit btw. I just don't get cramps as easily.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

Yes! Everyone was talking about theirs and I just made up one but felt like a fraud. I literally had to take a real animal toy of mine to base my "imaginary friend" on.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I did not have imaginary friends, but I imagined lots of DBZ like battles in my mind IRL scenery, does that counts?

[–] pancakes 6 points 4 months ago

My imaginary friend was dripped-out Goku as well

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Did that with DBZ and MegaMan

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

None of my friends had that, so neither did I

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Me too! Drop Dead Fred made me think it was a thing! Also Phoebe Cates is so convincing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

After playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Rescue Team Red for the first time and getting a Cubone from the test, I always imagined a Cubone going with me to school and keeping me company. Never told anyone about it, though

[–] andrew_bidlaw 4 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I thought I was adopted before I've heard or understood the concept of it.

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[–] Firoaren 4 points 4 months ago

No, but I definitely had the thought that, "Wow, it'd be really cool if I could imagine something that strongly like everybody else. I want a pet blue eyes ultimate dragon"

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