Firoaren

As someone who's been on one, lemme tell ya,

The blades of the shithook are so perfectly sharp they sliced right through the sails of that boat and you can't even see them move before the camera's already moved on

I take your point without complaint, but I still think you're an alien for saying "prolly"

I mean, probs. It's right there. Use that if you have to

Traditionally, thrust. Thrust hard, aim for the belly.

Work fine for me

The hell is a mary-in-a-bathtub?

Very, very few. Far fewer than the 40% of Americans that're obese.

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

Well don't you know, bird is the word? Everybody knows that bird is the word.

Booo, get rekt butthurt boi