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Try a new sport! Like drunk driving
this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2024
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Try electrical engineering! All you need is a socket and a fork!
(Laughs in superior Type G)
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Hi, kids, do you like violence?
Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids?
Unexpected Slim Shady deserves instant upvotes.
My name is...
What
Osmosis Jones
bond name's the james
My dearest friend for the past 25 years became a drug addict. She died of an OD on Saturday. Left two young children with no parents. (Dad left years ago). I witnessed her spiral into addiction and destruction over the past 2 years. I couldn’t stop it. I tried.
If you want to become an addicted to something, please try masturbation or video games.
I’m sorry about your loss ❤️
I'm sorry for your loss. Addiction is terrible.
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Honestly though hallucinogens really need to be more mainstream. Acid completely changed my outlook on life and give me a perspective of life and myself I would never have gotten through therapy or any other depression suppressants.
It's also cheap as balls if you find a good plug. 10 bucks for an all day ticket is wild you just have to be with someone you trust with your life who won't fuck with you.
Let's not forget that acid can be dangerous, I'm still recovering from a traumatic experience I had with acid 10 years ago, I still get flashbacks and panic attacks due to it. I also stopped smoking weed because it would trigger the flashbacks.
I also stopped smoking weed because it would trigger the flashbacks.
I had this years ago after a series of bad trips (the common denominator turned out to be the presence of a certain person, then things got better). Anyway, hope you can get through to the other side.
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There are people trying pretty hard to make that happen, though mostly in the context of supervised medical interventions.
Which I'm here for - while a lot of people do OK (fantastically even) with less structured psychedelic experiences, many do not. A really bad trip can do a number on you, sometimes for a long while.
I would suggest growing your own mushrooms as the safest way to be sure they aren't tainted, it's pretty easy (the hardest part is keeping things sterile) and you can grow quite a bit at once in a small footprint. In my jurisdiction it's not even illegal so long as you destroy the final product upon maturity.
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This seems pretty fucking dark even for a shitpost.
Not OP, but I have much darker jokes for you. But I'm afraid this whole Lemmy instance will be closed down by authorities if I post any of them.
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Probably because the high isnt permanent and the higher you go the farther you fall. Long falls hurt a helluva lot
They're joking of course. Nobody wants this life.
I've seen plenty of people who think they could take hard, addictive drugs and not get addicted, or that the addiction would be a small price to pay for the highs of the drug. Plenty of people have far too much self confidence for their small understanding of the situation. It's why drugs like heroin are still around; if everyone intrinsically understood that they're not worth it, they'd have disappeared a long time ago.
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Vitamin D deficiency is a silent widespread issue for a lot of people. Had a battle with it a few years ago. Was tired no matter how much sleep I got, had negative motivation to do anything. Libido all but disappeared, and finally sought a doctor visit when I started have suicidal thoughts.
Turns out I just needed more sunshine and 50kiU once a week for a month.
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Deep down, I know the cure for my depression is cocaine or meth. I just am too depressed to get any of it and I don't think mania suits my vibe.
Edit: MDMA would also likely work, but that drug is almost a literal fast acting antidepressant similar in effect to SSRI's so I think it hits the nail too hard on the head.
i mean psilocybin (administered by a professional and in a safe environment) is actually documented to work for some people, so maybe hold out for that instead of drugs that may well be 50% drain cleaner depending on where you get it?
MDMA is also documented to be very effective in curing depression, but as you said, its not as easy to tell if they used other stuff to mix it into the MDMA
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drunk driving ♥️🥰😍🥰💕
Hey I'm not an addict. I can stop having a good time whenever I want.
Have you tried generating ai porn. That's pretty fun
More states are banning porn. Anyone that doesn't already have a locally hosted ai porn generator is just asking for blue balls at this point.
bro please i promise its not addictive if you boof it please bro this is a different strain
One must be always drunk, that's all that matters.
But what with?
With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you choose.
But get drunk.
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Those will just make you depressed in other ways
Now nothing is fun and nobody trusts to not to steal anything that isn't nailed down.
Randomly read a click bait article the other day on "How famous people died". The older ones were alcohol + drug prescription overdose, while the newer ones were fentanyl + cocaine + alcohol.
Remember people, stay hydrated! Drink your drugs with water like you're meant to!
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Because some people think that getting high as a kite is a suitable way to not be depressed.
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