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[-] [email protected] 162 points 3 weeks ago

Speak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

replies in a train

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

That's the other puddle

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Probably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Understandable, I too suffer from Bofa.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Godamnit you did it.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Every ride is a surprise, that's why we love* the MTA!

*hate

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, our education system is so bad they didn't even teach you to count to fifty?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Username checks out.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

What about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

You are supposed to get on the train, not the other way around.

[-] [email protected] -5 points 3 weeks ago

Fucked in the subway*

By the subway implies that the subway has been fucking you which I have hard time believing

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, you read it right.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago

I was there, when ocelot stole the rail system from Rex.

Can't have shit in Shadow moses

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'll assume that I'm just missing a reference or three because the alternative is that I'm having a stroke.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo?

WHAT A PRETTY MEME!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

THE MISSION IS A FAILURE, TURN THE GAME CONSOLE OFF RIGHT NOW

[-] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago

The only functioning trains the USA has are orgy trains.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago
[-] sangriaferret 12 points 3 weeks ago

Your mom is handing them out for free.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

No wonder I can't find any orgies... Nobody in this country knows how to run a train.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Can't have shit in ~~Detroit~~ America?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

"How can three grown women not find a hookup between them?"

"They're - the economy is in shambles"

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Clearly Katie has never heard of OnlyFans…

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

So stale and reposted it’s on KYM lol

…but I still chuckled i won’t lie

[-] Justas 2 points 2 weeks ago

I should try that train to Krakow this summer...

this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2024
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