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[–] [email protected] 164 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Speak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I don't know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

replies in a train

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That's the other puddle

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Probably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Understandable, I too suffer from Bofa.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Godamnit you did it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Every ride is a surprise, that's why we love* the MTA!

*hate

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Damn, our education system is so bad they didn't even teach you to count to fifty?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Username checks out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

What about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You are supposed to get on the train, not the other way around.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fucked in the subway*

By the subway implies that the subway has been fucking you which I have hard time believing

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Nah, you read it right.