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[–] [email protected] 98 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (8 children)

That's honestly he most disturbing picture of Jesus I've ever seen. Visceral disgust kinda reaction.

Like a poor, scrawny carpenter was some ripped American meatball. Fuck me, I'm an atheist and this is gross.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In what world are carpenters scrawny.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

In worlds where they can barely survive doing carpentry.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Man literally had a dupe glitch for bread and fish.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

so he didn't need muscles to do anything

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

He pursues gains for the sake of gains. Your heresy against Swole Jesus is understandable, but misguided.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

Nazi Jesus flipping greasy burgers at fat redneck barbecue.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

That would be Supply-side Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

That is white christian bigot jesus. This whole post is nothing but a troll.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (4 children)

He probably was jacked. Being a carpenter back then meant going into a forest, cutting down a tree, and hauling it out of there.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Except he wasn’t a “carpenter” in the sense that we think of it. He wasn’t a woodworker building tall tables and chairs. The translation would be more accurate as “builder” or “construction worker”. Would still be in good shape, but nothing out of the ordinary.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You know construction workers are jacked compared to desk workers right? Like if you take a random construction worker and a random office worker, neither of which lift, the construction worker is going to tend towards both more mass overall (as it helps prevent injuries) and more muscle mass (because working out as your work tends to do a lot for your body)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

They're either built like trucks or real wiry. Though the wiry guys tend to do more climbing which might explain the difference.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's because he's wearing an American flag and as a nation founded under God like it says in the pledge of allegiance and on our money, and you godless atheists are sickened by the true meaning of our nation. /s

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Biden rigged the DOJ to garner sympathy and also to punish his son for doing too much marihuana

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He should resign as President now

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I am so ashamed of myself for voting for hunter biden for president 😞

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (3 children)

This shows Jesus creating cheeseburgers which arent kosher.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The idea of republican Jesus cooking up some beyond burgers is very funny

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I mean, God VERY clearly said to take care of the planet and our fellow animals, in the introduction no less.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Jesus is a CHRISTIAN.

It's in the name CHRIST!

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I now understand the feeling of cultural appropriation. I'm atheist but I grew up catholic and that depiction of jesus is culturally inappropriate

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What do you mean? Jeff Bridges Jesus barbecued for your sins.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

no less appropriate than the pasty italian twink usually depicted, to be fair

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

yeah, he'd be wearing the popes flag otherwise it'd be historically innacurate

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (4 children)

The man bought a gun and owned it for like 9 days many years ago around the same time he was filming himself on drugs. Every gun owner in a state that buy legal cannabis in any fashion would be guilty of the same thing. It's just a bad law because you can be an alcoholic (which is a drug, hence a drug addict, hence requiring those to lie on the form) with as many guns as you want.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (11 children)

Actually question "21. f" on ATF form 4473 is:

Are you an unlawful user of, or addicted to, marijuana or any depressant, stimulant, narcotic drug, or any other controlled substance?
Warning: The use or possession of marijuana remains unlawful under Federal law regardless of whether it has been legalized or decriminalized
for medicinal or recreational purposes in the state where you reside.

So "yes, and alcoholics too, technically. Alcohol is a depressant."

Thing is unless you've got prior convictions or get caught with both the gun and a substance, or try to buy the gun while obviously fucked up on something, it's kinda hard to catch.

I suppose if you film yourself on drugs and then forget to go "no that wasn't real drugs, it's fake" like how they filmed Nice Dreams and didn't get arrested for the weed, and then people put a political target on your back, then yeah that might get you caught too.

Also it's a dumb rule and should be stricken from the form. Especially weed FFS, which also should be legal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I am not a lawyer.

I did some rapid web searches to dig in here because I was curious about how this might be abused. It turns out that is better worded than it would at first appear. I think the trick here is it depends on whose definition of "depressant, stimulant, narcotic" you go by.

For example, the CDC considers caffeine a stimulant, but the FDA says it's a "food additive". So there's no FDA schedule for caffeine, which means you also can't get a prescription for caffeine pills, nor pay for them through insurance. But that also means it's arguably not a drug or "stimulant" under this definition.

Meanwhile, alcohol labeling is handled by the FDA, but it looks like everything about the substance itself falls under the ATF (it's in the name after all). The ATF seems to take great care to not categorize alcohol as a depressant and goes out of its way to never call alcohol a "drug" (example). And, as it turns out, (Federally) alcohol is not a controlled substance.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Jesus was a true American!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

No but his supply-side clone is

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait. Are the Trump folks sharing those memes because they’re so stupid they’re funny?

I guess I’ve always found Trump so offputting and taken white nationalist christian fascism so seriously that I never considered those to be shitposts.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, they legit believe them - or want others to in the case of Russian trolls

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Username checks out.

While you're here, can I as you a favor? Talk to your people. Those fuckers have been up to some bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They ain't his people. Christians demonstrate their faith by putting Christ's teachings into action. These people do the opposite.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

He said "Hey Zeus!"

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[–] Assman 10 points 5 months ago

Jeff Bridges

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