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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Some of the posts in this community are just crazy out of whack.

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

all wounds septic

[–] kambusha 62 points 2 months ago (2 children)

BaskinginmyownfilthThoughts doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Oh but it would be so much more accurate. Someone please create that community.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

c/MoulderingThoughts

[–] lurch 46 points 2 months ago (3 children)

anecdote: during the pandemic every day seemed the same. i sometimes forgot ro shower for a few days. so i put a water sensor in my shower. when i shower, it starts a macrodroid automation that records the date. another macro plans and reminds me when it's shower time.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lieutenant Commander Data, is that you?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Nah, they didn't say anything about implementing voice activation by the command "engage".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

forgot ro shower for a few days

My doctor called that depression.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

An excruciating number, yes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Give them time, thoughts take longer than hope to wither and die

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't know how I'm going to recover from this burn...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I don't know this one. It might be too advanced for my Duolingo....how about

Por favor, haces una lavarse pronto!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Mustache, or huge gaping mouth?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Lukewarm water helps prevent the skin from peeling or shrinking at the burn site

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Excuse me, I shower once a fortnight whether I need it or not!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)

My shower thoughts are always repeating cycles of "fuuuuuuuck this feels niiiiiiiiice" and "time to turn up the heat a smidge." Am I doing it wrong?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Yes. Not enough daydreaming about winning arguments, mixed with intrusive thoughts and general self-loathing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

my shower thoughts are always "God damnit get this shit over with, I want to get out of this fucking water coffin already.... I wonder what would happen if you cooked rice in milk? GOD DAMNIT WHY CANT WE HAVE STAR TREK SONIC SHOWERS YET"

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Once a day is definitely not too much.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me, but do you know how many people I have to kill to take a shower around here?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's. You're not allowed to shower around here. You have to go home to do that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I'm only subbed because I'm too disabled to shower myself.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't ever have philosophical thoughts in the shower. I just think ordinary things that people usually think of outside the shower. And I shower once a week, so... yeah idk what a "shower thought" is. But I just come here for the philosophy goodness.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Similarly, people interested in philosophy (and other theoretical stuff) might take a break and think of different things like "but how's the soap made, anyway?".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I recently looked up how to make soap. Shit's complicated.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

First, you need some fat. And the best fat comes from people.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Everyone in this comment section needs to stop what they're doing and switch to Arch. I use Arch btw. Did you know that you don't have to regularly take a shower to be allowed to use Arch?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I cunt believe you've done this...

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Or don't think

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Lemmy showerthoughts is the mind dump community I always wanted

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