BeatTakeshi

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I saw this painting in a shop (lemmy.world)
 
TIL Obama from ages 6 to 10 lived in Indonesia and can speak Indonesian. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Ah the Mossad colonel still kickin

If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

That next beverage is know as "sweet baby Jesus"

He puts it on top of the lettuce to leak all over it. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Hittin it raw

Are there any occupations you uniquely oppose the existence of? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

West bank

OpenAI Execs Mass Quit as Company Removes Control From Non-Profit Board and Hands It to Sam Altman in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When he's done he'll be known as skynet

Funny that the betting company Ladbrokes is also a pun of broke lads in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Can't be both? Ladbrokes is also an anagram of rad blokes but is it funny?

If the Olympics and presidential elections only happen once every 4 years, why the hell are we not doing them on February 29th???? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Olympics you know are in fact Summer Olympics. Guess what there's winter Olympics. Probably 29th Feb is a bit late to catch enough good snow

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Funny that the betting company Ladbrokes is also a pun of broke lads (lemmy.world)
Eating More Plants Can Delay “Age Bursts” in Your 40s and 60s in c/[email protected]
Would you consider making a sandwich to be "cooking?" in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

What matters is the loaf. Use the upper cut

Israeli soldiers raid, order closure of Al Jazeera office in Ramallah in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

So what?? IDF investigates itself all the time! https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn8jg0x5xg8o.amp

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When someone says "Sorry, not sorry" they are still sorry for something. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Basically I'm sorry that you though I would be sorry for that other thing, but I'm not.

PSA: LinkedIn is using your data. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's because you left the EU.

Calls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrants in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

"But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour"

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How is "son of a gun" an insult? (lemmy.world)
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Taux the rich: Petition (EU) (eci.ec.europa.eu)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Hi there, if you are from one of the EU countries that didn't reach the threshold (see on the page), please sign this petition. ECI (European Citizen Initiatives) are petitions that forces the EU to take a decision on the matter if they reach 1 000 000 signatures.

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Tax the rich: petition (eci.ec.europa.eu)
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Man Arrested for Creating Fake Bands With AI, Then Making $10 Million by Listening to Their Songs With Bots (futurism.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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The artist naming convention also followed a somewhat similar pattern, with names ranging from the normal-sounding "Calvin Mann" to head-scratchers like "Calorie Event," "Calms Scorching," and "Calypso Xored."

Is that one of you? ;-)

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So... beanie because homesick? (lemmy.world)
 
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What's the one music album you would take on a desert island? (lemmy.world)
 

I would take Kent: Hagnesta Hill (Say you have a 128mb mp3 player and a solar charger)

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The Papybaras (lemmy.world)
 
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Upcoming movie/serie about a TV show? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I saw a trailer some months ago about a TV show anchor, that progressively slipped to supernatural tropes. Does it ring a bell to anyone?

Edit: sorry mods I realise it is not an open ended question.

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Anyone still giving a name to your car, and what is it? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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My blue civic back in 2005 was nicknamed cobalt. "You can take cobalt to pick dad up at the airport". Something I had picked up from Gone in 60 seconds that I found cool (naming cars, not cobalt)

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