kambusha

joined 11 months ago
[–] kambusha 3 points 1 day ago

Please remove these cutleries from my knees

[–] kambusha 5 points 2 days ago

When the bear wants your money, like a big pot of honey, that's a-dingle

[–] kambusha 19 points 2 days ago

Say woof again. Say woof one more god damn time. I dare you. I double-dog dare you.

[–] kambusha 3 points 3 days ago
[–] kambusha 1 points 3 days ago

For me it's never worked outside of my home

[–] kambusha 16 points 4 days ago

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[–] kambusha 9 points 4 days ago

Your Outie wears stockings and a skirt.

[–] kambusha 1 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Perhaps with the addition of Tailscale if they need to sync while out & about too. E2E encryption shouldn't matter here, since these are p2p connections.

[–] kambusha 1 points 4 days ago

El Salvador prison

[–] kambusha 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Would I Lie To You when Bob Mortimer is on, or that blind German comedian, are probably my favourites!

Edit: wait I confused 2 there. The German guy isn't blind. The blind guy's great too (forgot their names)

 

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