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Bruh they're cute as FUCK but Idk who they are. Lol.
Dis is astolfo
Where're they from? A game? Anime? An anime game?
"Fate grand order"
Ah okay. Thanks. 👍
Also, the lack of cuisses bothers me...
Hey boys related topic
Raise your hand if you’ve ever seen a dental dam in real life
Is that a god dam joke
Advised of them in school… decade(s) pass… where the dams at
It a dam shame to separate the beaver like that
Absolutely tragic but I suppose half a dozen infections could be worse, depending
I think these dam puns are going over your head friend
The embarrassment will gnaw away at me for many moons to come
I was in a poly relationship with a sex educator so I've not only seen but also used dental dams, as well as all different kinds of condoms.
So there is somebody!
🏅 for staying safe
:)
I actually have, even held it, never used it though
I’ve seen a beaver dam
Does it count if you saw what peeked out of your mouth?
Not sure if you’re making a joke about this kind or what :)
I am indeed. Although I believe the one they used was a bit smaller.
Aww wittle bb mouf
You vs the guy she said not to worry about
You vs the girl she said not to worry about
Happy pride month I guess
How big was the gyatt
Keep this in mind the next time she tells you that you are "so big".
I am, but vaginas are bigger. It's the tenting; I can fit my whole fist in there and I've got big hands.
Go on...
Most of them also bleed monthly. You're welcome.
That's because they floss too hard.
Probably.
"Flossing the Vagina Dentata" 👈 title of my memoirs
Shai hulud!
TIL humans are in fact Hyaenas.
Or cassowaries.
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Is it hard to bear? My overwhelming power? Its weight. Its...girth.
Gotta remember all the bigheaded babies on earth came through those
"Even a 747 jumbo jet engine looks tiny flying into the grand canyon!" ~ HHH
Hope springs eternal in the hearts of women.
this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2024
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