You know things are bad when the onion uses direct quotes from a debate
Very Elden Ring
I am once again asking programmers to explain the joke
Why do republicans want to kill themselves so badly?
Kinda hard to be a bigot when your favorite show is about a egalitarian socialist utopia
It is though
You can tell this is fake because you win an argument by changing the other person's mind, which has never happened.
At least this one is true
Pitch for an episode. Find a rogue starship lost decades ago and the crew is just hundreds of copies of the old transporter chief who found himself the only survivor in a past disaster. Desperate, he did the only thing he could think of to crew the ship and satisfy his loneliness. After so many years of churning out copies of himself from the decaying version in his buffer, he now believes himself to be the ideal humanoid being.
Almost all of these are also true of Christianity
To decide if the list of trumps illegal actions are considered official like social media posts. Now that the rule is set to protect anything official Biden only has to put it on white house stationary to make any action legal.