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this post was submitted on 30 May 2024
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I heard they’re developing a bomb that makes people gay.
I would say that would solve a lot of problems, but there are a lot of closeted self-hating conservatives.
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That's actually how I feel like many are arguing. I don't like it, because it's woke. And it's woke, because I don't like it
Apparently, Google is the queen of woke.
It's annoying that these big, evil corporations that woke people hate are considered "woke" by conservatives.
It's annoying
I find it hilarious that Google is getting hate from both sides. It's not like they don't deserve it, DEI aside.
It's simply amazing to consider YouTube an enemy when YouTube is basically the soul reason right wing propaganda has spread to the level that it has today. YouTube is the breeding ground for the alt right. Their complaint is literally the opposite of reality, and as I type that I realize I've typed that a lot before haven't I? Same old shit I guess.
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Fellas, is it woke for YouTube to funnel viewers towards pro-fascist videos?
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DEI is woke. I guess I should've realized this sooner.
Treating everyone with basic human decency = "woke"
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Truck drivin', bible-thumpin', gun totin' knuckledragger in Texas:
"I ain't gonna buy Lockeed Martin products, I'm gonna boycott them! Make 'murica grate agin!"
Proceeds to angrily keep on NOT buying surface-to-air missiles.
as a truck driving, gun toting redneck in texas I'd absolutely buy a SAM if I could, and paint it up in rainbows
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I was curious if they actually bothered to define what "woke" is. Obviously they don't, you can't define the boogey man.
I did find their "how do we rate things" page and the first criteria is: "do they donate to social justice causes."
How do you literally say "I am against social justice" and think you're the good guy?
How do you literally say "I am against social justice" and think you're the good guy?
By first declaring "Social Justice Warriors" to be the enemy and bashing against them at every step for a decade.
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What the actual fuck!?
Woke, when boiled down to its very basic premise is: giving a shit about other people in society.
They're against that so much so that they make websites like this to avoid giving money to corporations that pretend to value other people's existence?
God I hate propagandists so fucking much...
Don't forget they’re usually also agains cancel culture, which makes this even better.
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Pretty sure the people actually using it in a derogatory manner don't care about common usage or meaning and use it as a placeholder for the n* word when talking in public. Urban, woke, DEI, East coast elite, etc is all just bigotry and racism.
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Those go hard
I could definitely see myself committing war crimes in those
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I wonder if the Rights theory of "go woke, go broke" will stand up to Lockheed Martins profit margin during two wars.....
Fun Fact: Novelist John Ringo is usually given credit for inventing that slogan.
John Ringo currently has trouble getting his novels published under his own name because he started going mask off and now has to post his racist shit to Substack.
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(Okay I'd still buy an actual end to the Aldenata and Looking Glass series, but still)
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Is this an app, a website? I need to start finding those woke businesses so I can be sure to buy from them.
Here you go!
Boeing is also woke according to them lol. I know someone who interned at boeing. They made him watch a mandatory anti-racism video where they weirdly focused on racism against white people.
Boeing is the opposite of woke.
Mandatory training always covers things some idiot once did, and now everyone has to suffer through dumb videos.
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“Liberate yourself from the corporate wokehold.”
Thank you. I haven’t even looked up any companies yet and it’s already hilarious!
Thanks, finally we can easily avoid "woke free" companies
Sorry guys, Pfizer is "Extremely Woke" too.
I mean, that was obvious to anybody paying attention in 2021.
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Their methodology is basically this :
- Find news articles about the company
- If it's a positive article about the company's environmental work, inclusion statements or supports any Biden policies then BAM woke.
- If it's an article about the company donations to election denying politicians, about the company being accused of racism or about Republican donations then it gets stamped non woke.
- Average the results and profit!
I'm not sure how many articles they "find" or how they decide which ones to include but this website is as hilarious as it is sad. Imagine being so afraid of the word "woke" that you feel the need curate a list of companies to avoid.
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the chucklefucks whining about "woke" can't even define what the term means, let along know a single goddamn thing about lockheed martin
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I'll never buy a Lockheed Martin product again.
As a joke I was looking for general everyday items they might’ve sold but now I feel like I’m on a new list.
I did find cool Hawaiian satellite shirts that I kinda want now
They launched that whole fucken fashion line as a pr stunt, it pains me that they’re actually pretty snazzy clothes
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They don't even have ratings for Nestlé or Coca-Cola. What the fuck is this
Nestle isn't woke. It's evil. That's why it's not listed.
My family DIED because of how woke they were being >:(
Did you have a nice... wake for them?
https://buywokefree.com/brand-profile/general-mills/
I'm looking at their page for General Mills and I'm like "which part of this is so disagreeable that you'd boycott them?" 😂
Looked at the main homepage... the "not woke" companies seem to be mostly "natural health/holistic" bullshit like you'd hear Alex Jones scream about.
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A website dedicated to telling you whether it's woke or not. From a commercial perspective, that's bloody brilliant.
(From any other perspective it's a bloody shame.)
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