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[–] [email protected] 150 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Its scary that people need hell to not commit crimes and stuff like that.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

"I already commit all the murder and rape I want. The number of times I want to rape and murder just happens to be 0." - Penn Gillette

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Tbf, there were a few times I've wanted to murder some people.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

same. But it's not fear of God that keeps me from doing it. It's the dread of going to prison.

Just like Taco Guy. He knows there are no tacos in prison so he lives life in such a way to avoid prison.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (5 children)

For me I'd say its a mix of legal repercussions AND knowing that murder is wrong and that a society that allows it isnt really a safe society to be a part of, so while someone might be being awful enough to me that the thought crossed my mind, maybe I should go find somewhere to cool down. But, like you said, god had nothing to do with any of that

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The number of apparently utterly batshit insane potential criminals that are only held in check (barely) by religion in the US is quite disturbing.

[–] Socsa 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The reality is that they aren't held in check. Rural crime is widely underreported because cops in the boonies won't take a report about domestic violence unless it involves a trip to the hospital

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

unfortunately, this is often true in big cities as well.

things are a lot better in that regard than they used to be. dv is no longer by default regarded as a "private matter," laws and resources have improved.

on the flip side, dv can be hard to prove, especially to a busy cop or judge. and policing is also not a profession averse to abusers.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As an atheist I can't tell you how many Christians have asked me why I don't just rape and murder people if I don't believe in hell. Tells me everything I need to know about that POS.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If I need hell to control my behavior I might as well be running around doing this

which frankly sounds better

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Brain - Candied
Tapeworm - Fed
Heads - Crushed
Chicken- Ladied

Take that, atheists 😎

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Agreed. If the only that stops some people from committing crimes is the threat of supernatural punishment, then they have the morality of an insect.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I always hate that argument. Why be a decent human without the threat of eternal damnation? I mean that threat doesn't seem to stop a vast number of religious people from being unbelievably cruel to their fellow humans, so....

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (3 children)

If anything, it just used as justification for bad behavior. “My genocide is completely justified. It’s what God wanted!”

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There are also plenty of good people in places with religions that have afterlives but not hell or any threat of eternal punishment.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Religion doesn't stop a bad person from being evil. It can convince a bad person they're still good (better!) when they do evil.

And good people don't need religion to do good. But it can make them overlook the evil of other religious people and protect them, making them bad.

The best-case scenario is that religion can have no effect on how good or bad someone is. Good people stay good despite religion, not because of it.

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[–] shield_gengar 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't. It tells you, in clear language, the type of person that this "loving Christian" is. They literally can't imagine altruism, and that says more about them than what they think they're saying about me.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 months ago (1 children)

People who say they are only good because of the threat of eternal damnation are literal psychopaths.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Why be good if there is no hell?

Because morale is a societal and not a religious thing.

[–] Ulvain 16 points 3 months ago

It seriously feels good to see this written down sometimes. I hate that religion somehow laid claim to morality.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

My rebuttal to this is (they usually include murder as the bad thing being done), "Are you telling me fear of hell is the only thing keeping you from murdering me right now? Says a lot more about your morals than mine."

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[–] starman2112 48 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

"Why even be good if there's no heaven?"

They are actually absolutely right. Because I don't believe in heaven, I'm exactly as evil as I want to be

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I sexually assault and murder exactly as much as I want to, and that amount is zero... ok, at least the sexually assault part

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I think you're missing the point. We're talking about tacos.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Be good so you don't disappoint the tacos

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[–] SuddenDownpour 47 points 3 months ago

Virgin "I live in an existentialist mental hell I've been indoctrinated into" vs Chad "A meaningless life in a purposeless universe means I'm the master of my own destiny, and therefore I choose to eat tacos"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why be good if there is no hell?

Erm... If you need to be threathened with eternal torture in order to be a good person, then chances are you are not good person.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Exactly this thought made made me understand "god is irrelevant" a long time ago and I became an agnosticist.

I really can not understand people who are only "good" because they fear an ultimate judgment, and not be good just because they want to out of their own volition.

In case there are gods, I'll be judged for who I am, anyways. It doesn't matter if I play "good child". If there are no gods, I'm still happier if I'm not an asshole.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (6 children)

I can confirm that Heaven is on Earth and it's on the side of the road in Mexico. 🥰

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Hell may, or may not come after heaven. The taco works in mysterious ways

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

“But what about Sunday, the day of rest?” Oh you mean Taco Tuesday?

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

What I find even more reprehensible than the sentiment "Without the threat of consequences, why should I be decent?" is that their own fucking book holds the answer to their goddamn question (not an expletive here, their god should and probably would damn them for it):

"So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets." - Matthew 7:12

The first half of this is a principle independent of religion, a fundamental social contract, the most critical idea underpinning any functioning society: Expect your behaviour to be reciprocated, and act accordingly. If you want others to help you if you need it, help people (if you can). If you want others to be kind to you, be kind to others. If you're gonna be a prick, expect others to be just as prickly to you.

If all that keeps you from murdering people is the threat of eternal damnation, you forget that your own scripture says "If you kill people, expect that others may kill you in turn."

Bonus: the biblical Jesus was known to hate hypocrites that pick out one piece of scripture to follow and ignore another and pharisees that carefully interpret and follow the letter of the law to find loopholes and ignore the heart of it. Those people lawyering their way around the otherwise unmistakable passages about generosity and giving away your wealth? Believe it or not, straight to hell.

More disgusting than the sentiment mentioned at the start is the hypocrisy of selectively applying it, the inconsistency in their own beliefs, the hollow facade of devotion while spitting on the principles they perjure to obey.

Signed, an apostate whose faith was shattered by fallacy of preaching love while children suffer and threatening hell while blasphemers thrive.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It absolutely confounds me how Christianity has become a stereotypically right-wing thing when in the context of the time Jesus's actions are mostly that of a radical progressive who amassed such a following that the power structures of the time had him killed.

Like how in the hell can you run around hating homosexuals and immigrants when you account for the company Jesus kept in the context of the time? Only if you completely fucking ignore it.

My wife's grandfather was a pastor, and a saying that has passed through her family is "On the day of judgment, there's going to be a lot of Christians facing a very unhappy surprise".

Signed, former apostate who has found his way back to being an incredibly frustrated Christian.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

If you need the promise of punishment to be good, then you're not a good person.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

I've said it before I'll say it again. If you need the threat of eternal damnation weighing over you to be a good person, you're not a good person.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Instructions unclear. Unintentionally started sectarian conflict over whether mole poblano or salsa verde is the correct sauce for baptism.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

"Have you accepted the al pastor into your heart?"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

you seriously don't understand god

says the poor lost soul who also says

why be good if there is no hell

Do many adults still go around ~~spouting~~ believing whatever they heard from their parents or Sunday school teacher when they were children, just to get them to stop asking "complicated questions"?

EDIT: a word

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Early 2000’s Invader Zim holding up a spork type post.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I can totally see that.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Okay this is actually a perfect eastern vs western philosophy debate hidden in a taco.

I am going to make some very broad strokes here. So no armchair quarterbacking me. I know it's way more nuanced but I'm not writing an essay on Lemmy.

In general Western philosophies always have a "goal." Your human life is to prove your worthiness. You need to look back and atone for your past mistakes. You need to look forward so you can do the right things to be worthy. It is very little about being in the now.

Eastern philosophies are much more about being aware of the moment. The past has happened it cannot be changed you should not worry about it. The future doesn't exist so there's no need to focus on it. The only thing you can affect is the very moment in time you're in and the only way to affect it is through your actions.

In this case tacos are the moment. So next time you're eating a delicious taco. Spend that moment to be one with your taco. Concentrate on the smell. Then feel the texture as you pick it up. How the various colors interact with each other. Then as you bite off some, feel the textures in your mouth and how the flavors interact. Watch yourself, be aware of every time you chew. Remember there is no past there's no future there is only tacos.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Western philosophy

if god is omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent then what is the point in anything

  • John Calvin
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I am faced with the knowledge that I have masa harina just sitting around.

I'm gonna go have a religious experience.

Edit: did, huge success

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

People may argue against this, but they probably have never had a real, good taco.

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