shield_gengar

Haha shitty toilet seat

🤓 I'm a real man and I love science and real men think about gender all the time. It's scientifically proven that people are only worth what you can do for me. 🤓

Oh no damn that sucks; sad I thought he cared about you :(

Interesting. Similarly, balls out has nothing to do with testicles

Oh damn shucks oh no

Wait is this real?

Edit: the text isn't but the sentiment is, apparently

Brain typo

This guy is right about one thing: the doc doesn't give a fuck about this idiot

Yep; he won't. Can't wait to see if his kids go full fascist or hate him. At least while I'm dying, I'll get some closure.

Who is Kim K because if you're talking about the Kardashian then she doesn't have a degree either