this post was submitted on 06 May 2024
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[โ€“] FreshLight 44 points 4 months ago (3 children)

OP, we need an explanation. What did you think of when posting this?

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Not the OP, but doesn't the carriage turn back into a pumpkin at midnight? And if she was still inside... well, have you seen that episode of Invincible where one of the heroes tries to Ant-Man explode a villain, but he's too tough? ๐Ÿคข

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Ya, but have You seen The Boys? Similar situation, ends differently. Also starts very differently.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Every episode of every season, and Gen V too! Brilliant shows. Karl Urban's best role yet, no question, and I love the dude that plays Hughie ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] FreshLight 7 points 4 months ago

Yes I have! Great animation.. And yeah that would be... unfortunate

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Doomsday clock...

Basicly scientists from around the world take into account the enviroment, wars, nuclear armaments, and world politics crunch some numbers and guesstimate how close we are to end of the world at any given moment.

So as of right now at any given moment we are potentially 90 seconds away from us obliterating ourself ( doesn't always have to be nukes, could be an environmental catastrophe)

Listen to Iron Maiden's "2 Minutes to Midnight" to get an idea

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's nukes. An environmental catastrophe doesn't happen at those timescales :D

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The doomsday clock is symbolic with the minutes (or seconds) to midnight symbolizing how close we are to doomsday. Traditionally, that has meant nuclear war, but I believe more recently, they've factored in climate change

[โ€“] spankinspinach 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but my understanding is basically an attempt at accounting for all civilization-collapsing-level catastrophic events. Maybe not global, but massive-scale.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

From the site itself

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Tap for shitSpoilerpost

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My guess is it's going to turn back into a pumpkin with her inside.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

But then so what? It's not like a pumpkin is invincible, she'd just be sitting there covered in pumpkin pieces, surrounded by animals, in some raggity ass dress. Not great if she is still near the castle, but not exactly the horror that the post implies.

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] VizualWarrior 11 points 4 months ago

Yeah, if you figure it out please let me know. But maybe that's the point? Nothing to figure out ๐Ÿค”

That would definitely fit with the shitpost theme

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

She gets in and gets crushed. I'll be in my bunk.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

quality shitpost, ty OP

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Dont ask what happened to tea cups in bueaty and the beast