Removed double quotes, added single quotes
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someone later on -m "removed single quotes, added double quotes"
More commits == More money!!!
Real talk: I have worked at a company where an exec briefly had the bright idea to rank developers on number of commits made.
You can imagine how that turned out.
He wasn’t an exec for very long.
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Squash me later
My commit messages have gotten extremely lazy since I start squashing all my commits down to one. I just describe the PR on the first commit message and write nonsense in all the others.
I've been adding the commit shas + messages to the final description, if anyone wants to see my exploratory work.
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Tests: Add a few test files.
I thought we lost you ... Jia Tan!
God read my code and it made Him cry
Update coffee list and tex files.
...and yes we have our office coffee list in a git repo.
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"Changed consent banner text to reflect from legal, even though they are wrong"
"circumvented GDPR despite calling out strong ethical objections, because legal & management are forcing me to"
"fix for real this time"
"28496 - there, it's fucking fixed you twat waffle."
Ticketed bug bosses son found. Dude nagged his dad who nagged us until it got fixed. Boss doesn't review code. And for the sake of a half dozen coworkers, I hope he never does.
";"
Previous commit was some stupid easy fix I didn't even bother compiling. Well, I should have, because it was the first time in recent memory I committed some code with a missing semicolon...
Before anyone asks : no, we don't do reviews ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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"I'm sorry, guys."
Hrfg7ygfrvvby
git commit -m "if this doesn't fix it I'm looking up availabilities at my nearest maccas"
wip: good luck you monday fuck hahahaha
"My laptop died before I could push these"
Not a good commit name I know, but my laptop stopped booting and I just really needed to continue from my desktop.
It's a student project anyway.
Fix for vendor lies.
Fixed dead link (fr)French dead link?
Converted more tests to use the correct handle.
hoho
I had just figured out how to fix a bug that broke our in house reminder system. My smug ass put hoho as the commit message for figuring something out that the previous guy couldn't. Of course it came back to bite me in the ass THIS WEEK when the system broke again in a similar fashion, but I couldn't remember what I had done.
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Because who cares for commit messages to my private repo?
Prevent subprocess from killing itself until finished.
"render trans chunks after entities/sel box etc "
Very progressive.
Lol test
At a PV node, do not cut off from any TT hit.
The SPRT result of this may be different than before thanks to LMR.
Bench: 5212899
hey, you did ask
init: add readme
“Initial commit, come back later”
modified: index.html
Rip
Fix 3
chore: ensure it's God's divine intellect
Update
"Debug"
"Merge pull request #8 from [branch name]"
Not the most exciting but hey, someone has to do it.
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