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[–] ChokingHazard63 73 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, poetry, but who are we eating first? Where's the action?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yes but are we doing depth first or breadth first? Or maybe Dijkstra if we can come up with a reasonable cost function?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fucking CS majors, man. *rubs temples*

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Where do you even GET to major in Counterstrike, anyway? 😛

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Or maybe Dijkstra

The Redanian spymaster/chancellor/crimelord? I'm not sure he's on our side tbh..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

After you, my good sir or madam.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Alright, let's do this. LEEEROOOY JEEEENKIIINSSSS!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

"Did he just pull the entire raid?"

Cue class wars

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Jamie Dimon’s Bedford House: A luxurious property located at 144 Sarles St, Mt Kisco, NY 10549

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

And not P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney? I'm disappointed.

[–] ChokingHazard63 7 points 10 months ago

Ooo JP Morgan, I like it!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ChokingHazard63 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ugh, I bet he doesn't taste good. I'd need a lot of BBQ sauce.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I take it back. Just read the news and decided to start with musk.

[–] ChokingHazard63 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Bezomusk soup?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

To be honest, eating them would be a bad idea because of how full of garbage they are. I say we recycle them or feed them to the zoo kitties. /S

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Boss makes a million

I make a buck

I cut the converter

Off the company truck

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I saw buck and converter and I thought you were going for an electronics joke

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

just to be clear, when you say riot, you really mean eat the rich right?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pad the coffers of our local guillotine co-op.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (3 children)

That second to last word... Hues? Dues? Lues?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Would've been easier to see if they hadn't run out of pen dotting the j's

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

Think it's lives

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

And their grandpa Scrooge

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

Here I sit, broken hearted..

Get the fuck off the pot, revolutions started

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Almost as poignant as:

Here I sit all broken hearted,

Came to shit and only farted.

Then one day, just by chance,

Tried to fart and shat my pants!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

This is far better bathroom graffiti than "don't look up, you'll miss. Don't look down, you'll cry."

Although I quite like that one too.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Ya know, it's not that hard to get away with murder. Or arson, for that matter.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Watcher had a video on some arson case from the 80's where the arsonist was recording the fires he did and at one point an investigator realized that one of videos of the fires he had responded to and recorded himself, was taken at the same time as his video from 3 feet behind him. They never caught the dude.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if it would play out that way today with cameras everywhere

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It is when the victim has more money than some countries

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

And enough cash for body guards and/or a mercenary army. But let me indulge in wishful thinking, haha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

It's also far easier for the person with money to get away with.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I mean, you can build a drone with parts bought with cash, and napalm is just bar soap gently dissolved in warm gasoline, and a relay/battery/grill sparker circuit can be triggered with the drone's remote control

Not that I ever think about what you could do with these things or any combination thereof...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I don't even care if I go down for it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Famous last words for sure 😄

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I imagine "it's not that hard to get away with murder" or "arson" was said by a lot of people currently in prison.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

“Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. That’s why I always shit on company time.”

Give a nickle raise… save more on TP

Seriously though. Everyone should be in a union

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Last line should be

"And take what's ours back"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

2030 is the date.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
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