Yeah, yeah, yeah, poetry, but who are we eating first? Where's the action?
this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2024
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Yes but are we doing depth first or breadth first? Or maybe Dijkstra if we can come up with a reasonable cost function?
Fucking CS majors, man. *rubs temples*
Or maybe Dijkstra
The Redanian spymaster/chancellor/crimelord? I'm not sure he's on our side tbh..
After you, my good sir or madam.
Alright, let's do this. LEEEROOOY JEEEENKIIINSSSS!
"Did he just pull the entire raid?"
Cue class wars
Jamie Dimon’s Bedford House: A luxurious property located at 144 Sarles St, Mt Kisco, NY 10549
And not P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney? I'm disappointed.
Ooo JP Morgan, I like it!
Bezos.
Ugh, I bet he doesn't taste good. I'd need a lot of BBQ sauce.
I take it back. Just read the news and decided to start with musk.
Bezomusk soup?
To be honest, eating them would be a bad idea because of how full of garbage they are. I say we recycle them or feed them to the zoo kitties. /S
Boss makes a million
I make a buck
I cut the converter
Off the company truck
I saw buck and converter and I thought you were going for an electronics joke
just to be clear, when you say riot, you really mean eat the rich right?
Pad the coffers of our local guillotine co-op.
That second to last word... Hues? Dues? Lues?
lives
Ah, yeah. I see that now.
Would've been easier to see if they hadn't run out of pen dotting the j's
Think it's lives
And their grandpa Scrooge
Here I sit, broken hearted..
Get the fuck off the pot, revolutions started
Almost as poignant as:
Here I sit all broken hearted,
Came to shit and only farted.
Then one day, just by chance,
Tried to fart and shat my pants!
This is far better bathroom graffiti than "don't look up, you'll miss. Don't look down, you'll cry."
Although I quite like that one too.
Ya know, it's not that hard to get away with murder. Or arson, for that matter.
Watcher had a video on some arson case from the 80's where the arsonist was recording the fires he did and at one point an investigator realized that one of videos of the fires he had responded to and recorded himself, was taken at the same time as his video from 3 feet behind him. They never caught the dude.
It is when the victim has more money than some countries
And enough cash for body guards and/or a mercenary army. But let me indulge in wishful thinking, haha
It's also far easier for the person with money to get away with.
I mean, you can build a drone with parts bought with cash, and napalm is just bar soap gently dissolved in warm gasoline, and a relay/battery/grill sparker circuit can be triggered with the drone's remote control
Not that I ever think about what you could do with these things or any combination thereof...
I don't even care if I go down for it.
Famous last words for sure 😄
I imagine "it's not that hard to get away with murder" or "arson" was said by a lot of people currently in prison.
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“Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. That’s why I always shit on company time.”
Give a nickle raise… save more on TP
Seriously though. Everyone should be in a union
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Last line should be
"And take what's ours back"
2030 is the date.
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