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[-] [email protected] 80 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It turned out that the male throat was just naturally more-biologically-suited to rapidly slide sausages down.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

Just makes me think of this:

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Reminds me of the old banana argument for intelligent design. It fits well in your hand, and is nicely curved for ease of consumption.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

I love that argument, it tickles me every time I hear it because bananas were intelligently designed… by humans, on purpose, over thousands of years, to make them more palatable and easier to eat than their original nearly inedible form.

[-] Willy 6 points 3 months ago

and they usually open the banana the hard way too

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago
[-] Willy 3 points 3 months ago

the flower end is the easy end. just pinch and split. the stem end is a mess.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

The meme I was referencing identified a banana having a "pop tab", which is in fact the difficult way to open it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

@Altofaltception @Willy

Mine has the embedded string that you pull to tear a straight line from end to end. What kind of banana has tab side? I'd like to try that!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

This is actually a brilliant retort to intelligent design.

[-] [email protected] 72 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

BTB did an episode that covered competitive hotdog eating for those interested. IIRC the competitions were coed until a woman started doing well enough to get noticed. Sexism goes so deep, some folks just never want to see a woman beat a man in anything.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fKkXErBQSfU

[-] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

So this happened in Olympic skeet shooting, it used to be coed, then in the early 90s where a women won so they split the competition moving forward into men and women.

Olympic Pistol and Rifle were split in the 80s because a women tied a man (he even won the tie breaker). In pistol and rifle the women course of fire is less than the men's so you can't directly compare them either.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Those women and their dainty fingers couldn't possibly shoot as well as us strong and powerful m-- oh

[-] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This list includes Nathan’s Famous 2021 July 4th Hot Dog Eating Contest, which occurs annually at New York’s Coney Island.

Coney Island is home to the longest running circus sideshow. The park celebrates body diversity, weirdness, and trans people. Half the performers and workers are proudly trans or NB. There really isn't a worse place for them to try to be transphobic.

(For context, I perform there. Am trans)

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Coney Island is great. We went there as part of our honeymoon back in 2000 and loved it. I'm guessing the closed-down amusement park isn't there anymore. I know the overgrown wooden roller coaster burned down. Those were our favorite parts, but we also enjoyed the overall weirdness. Totally worth the very long subway ride from Brooklyn.

Edit: This was what the roller coaster looked like. Is that awesome or what?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Is that the Cyclone? If so it’s still there. I can confirm it’s super fun with just the right amount of “is this safe?”.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

No, it's not, but it didn't burn down like I thought, which is so weird because I swear I remember seeing a news report with a video of the fire...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderbolt_(1925_roller_coaster)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I missed my chance to ride the Cyclone.

I'm way too tall now.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Is Coney Island still worth going to? I thought it got obliterated by that hurricane? My fiancee is coming from overseas soon and I want to show her America, so we'll definitely be visiting NYC.. Would you recommend visiting there while we're in the area?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oh it's an amazing place, you should dedicate an entire day to it because there's so much to do! Be sure to stop by the sideshow at Freak Bar and say hi to all my friends! Also check out It's Sugar, the boardwalk (get lunch at Rudy's or Nathan's), the amusement parks, and the aquarium.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Thanks, that’s good to hear. I didn’t know there was anything there but an abandoned amusement park. I should go there some time

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

That was the old Astroland. There's two parks in operation right now, Luna Park and the Wonder Wheel park

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Well that makes me regret not stopping by there when I was in the area for work. Never been to an official sideshow; only a couple unofficial ones.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Will do! I'm saving this comment so I remember the Freak Bar and Rudy's

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

I've had to argue with people who claimed trans women had an unfair advantage in professional wrestling.

Professional wrestling.

Let that sink in for a second.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Like WWE style? Where everything's made up and the points don't matter?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Exactly. Trans women apparently have an advantage in competitions that aren't even competitions now.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Those trans people have an unfair advantage in movies that they get cast in!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

To a Conservative it does matter, because it threatens their worldview. Even if it's a "sport."

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

To be fair, you can have an argument with anyone on just about anything on the internet.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Bullshit. There's tons of topics you can't argue about and I'll be damned if I list them but you're WRONG!!!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

There are not!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I mean, that's fair. Human stupidity is boundless.

[-] QuantumSparkles 10 points 3 months ago

Is… is this a wiener joke?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Maybe the writer has had better experience on oral sex with trans women

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Aren’t eating competitions coed?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I don't know, but it does look like the Guiness Book of World Records record-holder is male, so there's that. On the other hand, the record notes his wife is the world burrito champion, so...:

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/24214-most-hot-dogs-eaten-in-3-minutes

Most hot dogs eaten in three minutes

Who: Nicholas Wehry

What: 12 total number

Where: United States (Tampa)

When: 22 October 2022

The most hot dogs eaten in three minutes is 12, and was achieved by Nicholas Wehry (USA) in Tampa, Florida, USA, on 22 October 2022.

Nicholas Whery is married to fellow competitive eater Miki Sudo, who achieved the fastest time to eat a burrito on the same day.

EDIT: No, from her Wikipedia article, it sounds like they have separate men's and women's competitions:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miki_Sudo

Miki Victoria Sudo (born July 23, 1985[2][3]) is an American competitive eater. She won the women's competition at the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest every year from 2014 to 2020, unseating Sonya Thomas, who had won the women's competition since its inception in 2011.

The Guiness Book of World Records apparently doesn't for that single "three minute" category, but does apparently track the per-gender winners of this Nathan's competition:

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/546576-most-hot-dogs-eaten-at-a-nathans-hot-dog-eating-contest-male

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/546693-most-hot-dogs-eaten-at-a-nathans-hot-dog-eating-contest-female

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

They used to be. The Major League Eating split them up a few years ago. The current women's champion, Miki Sudi, would place 6th in the men's with last year's results or 3rd in her best year. There is no reason women could not be just as competitive. Size sure as hell is not much of a factor considering former winners have been like 135 lbs.

[-] Reverendender 7 points 3 months ago

If hot dog eating contests are this important a part of your life, you probably should reevaluate your priorities.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Truly one of the great injustices of our time.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

This will keep happening to cisgender women- they will be accused of being trans just to attack them. It's bad enough that trans women are getting attacked, but this is just widening the net.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

@return2ozma

Those rural bottoms are all mouth until they come to the city for a good ass pounding.

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