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[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago (2 children)

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next. Love - Jay and Silent Bob.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I still often quote Jay from Chasing Amy...look at this morose mother fucker right here

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

That's a great movie with some pretty awesome quotable lines.

[–] 0x4E4F 2 points 7 months ago

Morose... still can't stop laughing after all these years 😂😂😂.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I'll never have a friend named Matt because of the Matt song. I'm gonna sing it everytime we meet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You are the ones who are the ball-lickers

One of the finest lines to ever grace the silver screen.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Ben Afflecks best role fight me

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Affleck was the bomb in phantoms, yo!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Ben Affleck fucking dudes exgf somewhere very uncomfortable but not the back of a Volkswagen is his best role ever as Mr Shannon Hamilton in Mallrats.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

God I wish. It was a purer time.

Now it's mostly about feeding people ads.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I loved that even back then it was super funny how they took the trolls literally and kept their promise to beat up everyone who badmouthed them.

It was like, wow: what if my actions online could have consequences.

[–] hydrashok 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Mother mother fuck

Mother mother fuck fuck

Mother fuck mother fuck

Noise noise noise

One two one two three four

Noise noise noise

Smokin’ weed

Smokin’ weed

Doin’ coke

Drinkin’ beers

Drinkin’ beers beers beers

Rollin’ fatties

Smokin’ blunts

Who smokes the blunts?

We smoke the blunts!

Rollin’ blunts and smokin’…

[–] Cockmaster6000 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fifteen bucks, little man
Put that shit in my hand!
If the money doesn’t show
Then you owe me, owe me, owe!

My jungle love!
Oh-we-oh-we-oh!
I think I wanna know ya know ya!
Yeah what?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

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[–] hydrashok 2 points 7 months ago

Fifteen bucks little man

Put that shit in my hand

If that money doesn’t show

Then ya owe me owe me owe

My jungle love

Oh we oh we oh

I think I wanna know ya

Yeah, what?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

J-Lo's husband is doing well for himself these days!

[–] Assman 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I didn't care for this film. Anyway, who knows where I can see some breasts?

[–] EmoDuck 2 points 7 months ago

Username doesn't check out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like he's having fun. Why, are you jealous?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Kevin Smith himself has discussed it as a bad tweet in interviews since. The tweet itself is funny because it is a mixture of TMI and cringey youth slang; then the general background context of him being a professional writer makes the bad tweet more incongruous.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Lmao, how romantic

[–] [email protected] -2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fuck off with this cancel culture nonsense

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Just wanted to share the tweet itself because I thought it was funny and posted the first result from google.

Why would people try to cancel him for an oversharing tweet? The actual context is completely innocuous

[–] 0x4E4F 1 points 7 months ago

One of the most accurate definitions of the internet by far!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Allows people the world over?

[–] Unforeseen 13 points 7 months ago

It's a common saying, at least in north america. I didn't even think about it reading it, but when you brought it up it does really sound like a typo haha

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/the-world-over

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Yeah this is a normal phrase in British English too. Today you learned!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

They forgot about the whole bitching about everything thing that exists part....