I rate it scrap metal to be melted down immediately.
this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2024
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Looks like a fork that was made from a knife, wouldn't-put-into-my-mouth/10.
-3/5.7
Fahrenheit equivalent of the "1/10"
1/10 is 0.6 bigger. The equivalent would be about -5/10
This is obviously a disguised snake
Maybe even a 'sneaky snake'?
If this guys hand was a fork.
Dude requests his burger is cut in half and served on a fancy burger plate, either doesn't use a tray or ditches it after carrying his order to his table. Then, he removes the lid from his small CcoCdlc, removes the straw from the lid, tosses the lid and sticks the straw into his extra large fries and adds an extra long coffee stir stick for good measure.
Then he lights up his smoke and looks confidently into the camera beside the oddly behaving smoke, knowing that if he can use a fancy vest to get around the no shirt no service rule, he can do almost anything and that whatever a Modlidani is, you can see its letters clearly despite everything else around it being blurred.
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why does it make me uncomfortable
it's like an uncanny valley fork
-10 out of 5. oh what a terrible day to have eyes
Kind of reminds me of a pic I took last night of my snake mid-meal
I love your snake!
She said thanks!
Thanks, I hate it.
Eyyyy I can finally give my forks a good, long lick
For some reason your comment reminded me of Salad Fingers.
That was a treat for the fingers!
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This reminded me of something and for the last minute or so I couldn't have said what, and then it hit me:
This is how You draw hands.
Fork from Omega Mart
LGTM
Lesbian, Gay, Trans, Messed-upFork?
"Looks good to me". Typically seen as a pull request comment, and pr's are often (mb even always) forks at the beginning of their lifetime :)
I always thought this meant "Let's Get This Merged" 😄
What evil have you wrought upon my feed?
4
And the denominator?
Also 4
I'll need more context? What is it supposed to be used for? Entré, dessert, stabbing your enemies?
Maybe ruling the seven seas?
I'm gonna guess snails
How the fuck is a snail supposed to hold a fork??
Snail arms? You know they have arms under the shell right?
Melt it down for pissing me off and throw it in the trash.
looks like a blacksmith's first attempt at a fork
Why's it look like a foot?
I feel like it's meant specifically for crab and lobster.
It looks like a wannabe of a set designed by Arne Jacobsen.
The coke fork.
Looks like a good stabby fork but not so good scoopy fork.
I would have to try it.
Orally?
Now hold on guys. This may not be a cereal bowl fork, but it's got uses. Cheese fork. Get that smoked square Gouda box and use this instead of a tooth pick. Bigly, I want it.
If it aint' for shelfish it's a bad fork.
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