Programmer Humor

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https://xkcd.com/327/

Yes, I'll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.

What about Alice, Bob, and Eve?

I love you so much NullPointerException

fun fact elif is a legit girl name in Turkish

"Pointer, where are you?" Points at Parent, my other child

Why no Ada or Janet? Or Haskell or Idris?

Elif is a feminine Turkish name :)

You know, OOP in Spanish translates as "Programación orientada a objetos" or POO in case you need it

"Yo shut the fuck up Linked list, you're annoying as hell"

Little baby FORTRAN

A friend of mine named his dog Byte. The dog is very playful, and has the habit of running in the direction of other people he meets.

When the dog does that my friend tries to call him back shouting: "BYTE!! BYTE!!". People get really scared when this happens 😂

Okay, not so funny if you are the one being approached by the dog.

Meet my kids, Sed and Awk.

"child" seems to be enough. short and concise.

Brainfuck

Definitely naming my next dog Byte.

Edit: Petabyte!

Ah yes Julia, an unreasonably effective name to give your child

This reminded me I haven't heard from my uncle Foo Bar in a while. (He spells it Fubar)

Just name the kid Basic, hardly worse than the Trahgedhieghs running around today

Just name your child Linus like we all do...

How could they forget Pascal :/

Oh yes, OOP, the namest of names

As a Python programmer I'll have to name my child Dictionary, of course.

Zig missing from the list is sad for very old meme reasons, too.

Oop

I'm naming mine 1337Code jr

Nothing beats Bobby Tables.

I'm naming my mid Iron Python and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Eula.

I like "Vectoria".

Haskell? Curry? Maybe even Brooks.

Naming ~~things~~ kids is the hardest part of programming.

Lua

This reminds me of an article I read about a guy whose last name was Null.

This isn't it but is the first one I found when looking.

https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/

The story is pretty much what you would expect but still an amusing read.