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ich☄️🚨iel (feddit.de)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Kontext: https://warnung.bund.de/meldungen/mow.DE-NW-BN-SE030-20240307-30-001/Information_zum_Eintreten_von_Truemmerteilen_in_die_Erdatmosphaere_Deutschland

Edith: Das Bindeglied ist gebrochen. Hier vom Archiv: https://web.archive.org/web/20240308195844/https://warnung.bund.de/meldungen/mow.DE-NW-BN-SE030-20240307-30-001/Information_zum_Eintreten_von_Truemmerteilen_in_die_Erdatmosphaere_Deutschland

Der obere Teil ist lediglich ein Symbolbild (Bildquelle).

Transkription:

  • Obere Bildhälfte: Bild eines Körpers im Wiedereintritt.
  • Untere Bildhälfte: Alarm Feuerwehr meimei, mit "KatastrophenALARM" Bild von warnung.bund.de.
[-] [email protected] 81 points 4 months ago

Yes, I'll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.

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Schmiss (de.wiktionary.org)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Wunde / Narbe durch einen Fechtkampf / im Gesicht.

Auch: "Schwung, Temperament, das einen mitreißt"

[-] [email protected] 98 points 5 months ago

Processors might no longer get twice as fast every few years, but now we can use the power of servers to write software that runs even slower.

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ich💡iel (feddit.de)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Inspiriert von: https://feddit.de/post/7186027

Bildbeschreibung:

  • Gigachad.
  • Text oben: "Bei Gigachad ist es immer dunkel."
  • Text unten: "Tagsüber schläft er."
[-] [email protected] 60 points 6 months ago

Likely. Morticians ads that wish people to die are common in germany. We find this funny.

[-] [email protected] 58 points 6 months ago

Ich möchte hiermit klarstellen, dass ich dein Michmich hochgewählt habe sohlig weil das Michmich gut erstellt ist. Den Aufruf zum Unterlass des Zangendeutschem lehne ich jedoch grundsätzlich ab.

[-] [email protected] 98 points 7 months ago

Remember, if you say something good or bad to someone, always include if and how much you whish for them to kill themselves.

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Staffel 1 und 2 gibt es anscheinend leider momentan nur auf deutsch. Ich würde auf jeden Fall die Version mit Originalton empfehlen, ohne die Mehrsprachigkeit wäre es nicht das selbe.

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parlament_(Fernsehserie)

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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I find it challenging.

If you feel frustrated, here's a hint.All the traps, including the spiky balls, can be predicted if you know about them. Waiting helps.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Do you see these wind turbines? Disgusting! An asparagus-isation of the landscape!

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ich🐟iel (feddit.de)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Bildbeschreibung: Stonks meme, aber mit Stör als Kopf; unter der Person steht "enterprestör"; der aufsteigende Pfeil ist beschrieben mit "störks"; Überschrift: "für unsere verwirrten Angelsachsen"

[-] [email protected] 99 points 9 months ago

No way, you met json irl?

[-] [email protected] 113 points 9 months ago

The first panel is popular media, not computer scientists.

The computer scientist would write papers about how they adapted principles of the alien technology to our stuff.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago

Back to doing their normal femboy stuff?

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Maßgatze (feddit.de)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Sie funktioniert.

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

So I saw this post by @[email protected] on [email protected] of a cute cat:

https://sopuli.xyz/post/2259932 (How do I properly link to a post?)

And I had an idea for a meme. But it turned out way less cute than I imagined it, so I thought it would better fit here.

Sorry!

[-] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

Ist diese Autobahn GmbH eine Tochter der Deutschland GmbH?

[-] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago

The rainbow beam takes more curves and turns into the rainbow road. Mario, Luigi and Bowser drive out of the hole with their carts.

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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

In the settings menu it says one can press B to open a chat. But it's not doing anything for me. Is the chat actually implemented, or am I doing something wrong?

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