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[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

Putin clearly just finished playing Death Stranding.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For when you wanna do pull-ups anywhere, any time.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just pull yourself up and away like the lorax

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

By your bootstraps or backpack cage

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

lolololol alternative therorie this is to put optics on top.

"Ivan you are the optical reconisance tower now"

[–] InfiniteStruggle 5 points 10 months ago

I was thinking EW countermeasures. Like signal jammers and drone killers and stuff like that, to protect single column infantry movement.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Death stranding backpack lvl.2

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Damn, anything to avoid getting a forklift certification

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

That actually looks like a pretty cool backpack system. I bet you could load it up with a lot of stuff and carry it like a tall shelf man

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

your blown out knees are not service related

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This will definitely give Hideo Kojima a chub

[–] InfiniteStruggle 3 points 10 months ago

Kojima got a chub when this idea took birth in some russian scientist's head, but Kojima knew not why.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

As long as there are no trees where you're going, but that probably won't be relevant. Do watch out for low-hanging power lines and low-clearance signs.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Is it just wishful thinking that their comrades might carry them off the battlefield if they are already on a stretcher?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm guessing they saw Battlebots and they attach big old sticks to this frame so that the sticks will go in the rotors of the drones and make them crash.

It works on Battlebots so why not Battleblyats?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

it needs a catchy acronym

MPCC? MPESA (man portable emotional support armor)?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

A personal coping cabana.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

“Da we put stand of tree used by hunter, on man - so now you can see further with comrade help”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I think it's so they can attach ERA to it