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[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

That’s the same smile the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man had as he was destroying Manhattan

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Destroying Manhattan is probably pretty fun.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

"That's it! Nobody steps on a church in my town!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Fiction has gone weird.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

The person who played the sun on Teletubbies is a mother now

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Biblically accurate teletubbies

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

My same thought . I always thought that fucking show was fucked up

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

YOU GET A CANCER! AND YOU GET A CANCER! YOURE ALL GETTING CANCER!!!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

And I shall worship this smiling, plasmic god

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Wait, this is not part of THE MASTERPLAN? Now I am worried.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I'm a little unnerved. That smile says, "I know something you don't know. I got a biiiig surprise headed your way soon!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Hehe, just you wqit, 4.5 billion years from now you're going to be prettty surprised.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Like every newborn child.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Same explosive seemingly endless random energy of uncomprehending propositions that ultimately brings some joy to existence (tho sun is partly to blame in that case).

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Caption: I'M GOING TO OBLITERATE YOUR ENTIRE SATELLITE NETWORK!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Looks like a fat kid in a candy store.

Or as someone else said, the marshmallow guy in ghost busters.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I am the great Cornholio! I need smiles for my coronal hole!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Are they saying that’s NOT the son’s actual face?!?!?

HOW DARE THEY?!?!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i hope that doesn't resemble the visuals of any religion's god or something; otherwise, weirdos are going to claim it as proof

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I see that you too have played Binding of Isaac.

[–] asciimage 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

How many Earths big is one eye of the smiley face?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Usually 1 to 3 or so. The average is about Earth sized, I think these were a bit bigger so almost 2.

This is if we're treating this as like flat circles diameter wise. Volume is a different story.

[–] lurch 7 points 9 months ago

the whole sun is about 109 earths wide (equatorial radius), so idk you have to measure where you think an eye starts and ends

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Anyone know what satellite this was taken from? It matches the standard 193Å images from SDO but it doesn't match any images from the past seven days, so I wonder if they have another satellite that isn't orbiting the Earth?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
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[–] Varyk 5 points 9 months ago

Eating the souls clambering in escape

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

this would be a great t shirt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Rest now, my warrior

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Teletubbies was right all the time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If you could lose mass as quickly as the sun, you'd smile too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Fbbppbbppbbppt

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

As someone who is underweight, I dont think i would smile if i had to double my mass every 10 nanoseconds to not stop existing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

hide-the-pain Apollo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

it's beautiful, i can't stop looking at it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Just pray it doesn't sneeze..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

when you realize you have the power to singlehandedly do the mayocide

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

You remember the kid from Teletubbies? This is her now

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

That better not be a C'tan