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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

That’s the same smile the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man had as he was destroying Manhattan

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Destroying Manhattan is probably pretty fun.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"That's it! Nobody steps on a church in my town!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Fiction has gone weird.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

The person who played the sun on Teletubbies is a mother now

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Biblically accurate teletubbies

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

My same thought . I always thought that fucking show was fucked up

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

YOU GET A CANCER! AND YOU GET A CANCER! YOURE ALL GETTING CANCER!!!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

And I shall worship this smiling, plasmic god

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Wait, this is not part of THE MASTERPLAN? Now I am worried.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I'm a little unnerved. That smile says, "I know something you don't know. I got a biiiig surprise headed your way soon!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hehe, just you wqit, 4.5 billion years from now you're going to be prettty surprised.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Like every newborn child.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Same explosive seemingly endless random energy of uncomprehending propositions that ultimately brings some joy to existence (tho sun is partly to blame in that case).

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Caption: I'M GOING TO OBLITERATE YOUR ENTIRE SATELLITE NETWORK!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Looks like a fat kid in a candy store.

Or as someone else said, the marshmallow guy in ghost busters.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am the great Cornholio! I need smiles for my coronal hole!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Are they saying that’s NOT the son’s actual face?!?!?

HOW DARE THEY?!?!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i hope that doesn't resemble the visuals of any religion's god or something; otherwise, weirdos are going to claim it as proof

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I see that you too have played Binding of Isaac.

[–] asciimage 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

How many Earths big is one eye of the smiley face?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Usually 1 to 3 or so. The average is about Earth sized, I think these were a bit bigger so almost 2.

This is if we're treating this as like flat circles diameter wise. Volume is a different story.

[–] lurch 7 points 1 year ago

the whole sun is about 109 earths wide (equatorial radius), so idk you have to measure where you think an eye starts and ends

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anyone know what satellite this was taken from? It matches the standard 193Å images from SDO but it doesn't match any images from the past seven days, so I wonder if they have another satellite that isn't orbiting the Earth?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[–] Varyk 5 points 1 year ago

Eating the souls clambering in escape

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

this would be a great t shirt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Rest now, my warrior

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Teletubbies was right all the time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you could lose mass as quickly as the sun, you'd smile too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Fbbppbbppbbppt

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

As someone who is underweight, I dont think i would smile if i had to double my mass every 10 nanoseconds to not stop existing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

hide-the-pain Apollo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

it's beautiful, i can't stop looking at it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just pray it doesn't sneeze..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

when you realize you have the power to singlehandedly do the mayocide

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

You remember the kid from Teletubbies? This is her now

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That better not be a C'tan