Guy slaps band names randomly on a quadrant. Laughs as people analyse themselves in public
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this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2024
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The moment I saw Deftones on the "horny" rather than "sad" side, I knew it was a shitpost.
I'd say that Passenger alone has enough horny to outweigh any of the sad.
You have seen the butcher 😘
I'm guessing OP only heard Sextape and called it a day
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Right? I was about to ask how Radiohead was misogynist before realizing where I was
“Karma police, arrest this girl”
Definitely misogynistic
But she had a Hitler hairdo?
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Guess I'm just horny
Go to jail
bonk!
Stop! That's their kink, you're just making it worse!
I listen to literally none of these and I don't know what half of them are lol
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Ah shit, you got me with NIN, Deftones, and Godspeed but I'm not celibate and even if I was, joke's on you: I love masturbating!
Gr8 b8 m8
Damn, Post-Rock is in shambles
I also love Radiohead, weezer, BCNR, Swans and joy division… soooo
weezer
post-rock
Okay clearly weezer is not post rock, but there is an overwhelming presence of the genre in this list.
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Damn I listen to like 70% of these bands. I should tell my gf that we are everything that's wrong.
Same, not sure what incel has to do with it though. You can be a horny misogynistic sad misanthrope without being an incel.
I fundamentally object to the horny / sad dichotomy. off to have a good crywank
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Oh shit, I like NIN. I didn't even realize I was an incel.. What do I tell my wife? "Horny misanthrope" is pretty fair though, I guess.
I’m horny, sad, and misanthropic, but I’m not a misogynist and I still like Neutral Milk Hotel. Clearly this chart is a farce, a scam!
I’m still trying to figure that one out. I must not have listened to them that closely? I haven’t listened to that album in like a decade. Somehow they’re one pixel higher than Ye.
Deathgrips placement seems right though, and Joy Division, Godspeed! and Weezer (I don’t care for weezer tho). I haven’t heard the other bands enough to have an opinion. I should probably listen to more Radiohead….
Isn't sunbather a deafheaven album? Also nothing I really listen to is on there lol.
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Damn, I like The Smiths, Radiohead, Joy Division, Nine Inch Nails, Pavement, and Weezer. Somehow I managed to cover the whole board.
Out of curiosity: What makes The Beatles misogynistic?
Presumably Lennon being a domestic abuser to his first wife though I'm not sure it comes through in their music.
More confused about Radiohead. If Radiohead isn't just broadly misanthropic then what is?
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Well, none of the bands I listen to are on this list. But then again you have to want sex to be an incel.
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You can tell this meme is bullshit because American football are in the horn quadrant, not the sad one despite being pretty much THE definitive sad boy music.
I listen to at least 1 or 2 artists from each quadrant, but most of them are in the bottom two... 🤔
Deftones, Godspeed! You, Slint (well, technically I listen to Pinback but it's the same dudes and they reference Slint all the time), Joy Division, Nine Inch Nails... Haven't even heard of the others down there.
Horny misanthrope
I mostly live near the corners so I guess I'm a sad horny misanthropic misogynist.
Help me I've got no soul to sell
A Deafheaven reference appears in the wild! Oddly enough with Sunbather, one of their best albums, next to it... Unless there's a band called Sunbather?
Well this says I'm a horny misanthrope... I wont argue.
Firmly on the misanthrope half.
Slowdive is way more chad than incel
See also Down Bad music.
Weezer and Radiohead belong firmly on the compass points for horny and sad. Sunbather is an album by Deafheaven. Otherwise this is alarmingly accurate.
Of Montreal goes below Death Grips and a little to the right. Animal Collective goes below Red House Painters. Mew goes above Joy Division. The Joy Formidable goes above Deafheaven.
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