Bikes back then looked so goddamn sexy

Firstly, unshaven everytime. Secondly, I (straight man) don't find genitals in and of themselves attractive generally. When watching pornography I'm more attracted to the whole of a woman (no pun intended). Her face, her body, her vibe all play a role into it. And thats just porn, in person requires a novel of an explanation

I mean, you don't to wait for a witch to turn you into a garbage truck driver. You can just apply for the job. Go on. Go vibe

Mournhold: city of Light, city of femboys

OK but link it

Holy shit its been a hot minute since I've thought about megaman zero. I still have all 4 games for the GBA

I'd watch a Corman film over Nolan any day of the week. RIP to an indelible icon

Don't put the flaming rag down an open bottle filled with fuel. Instead, fill it with fuel, close the bottle, and tie the rag around it so you won't send flames everywhere, only your target

"why (some OK movie from 20 years ago) is a masterpiece"

More wholesomeness from Positivityman

What the fuck does this even mean? High quality shitpost

"wow I feel great...oh fuck" good to know your signs though