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[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Start cleaning dishes as you cook. This leaves you with only a few at the very end.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

I built a habit out of this so when I finish cooking the kitchen is back as I found it, very useful.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Even just rinsing them as you go makes it easier to wash later on.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

also like, what the fuck kinda cooking are these people doing????

when i cook i use like.. 3 pots and pans at most? frying pan, saucepan, and big pot for boiling pasta/potatoes/whatever

takes like 1 minute to handwash holy shit, and if you have a washing machine it's even more a complete non-issue

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Making something super basic like waffles or crepes is still gunna be a couple Bowls, measuring cups, utensils and a pan, as well as a bong, downstem and bowl.. Add eggs and bacon make it 2 pans. 8-10 items to wash without plates and utensils to eat with.

Now let's do steak with compound butter, potatoes, and a salad.

Cutting board, skillet, spatula, plate to salt & dehydrate steak. Cup to melt butter, garlic press. Pot for potatoes for mashing, pot for gravy if not using skillet. Spoon for tasting. Salad board, knife and spoons and Bowl to mix salad. 10-15 items and im not even high enough to be hungy enough to eat something this heavy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Chores are for people who don't cleanup after themselves

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Trick yourself into thinking you're enjoying the journey too

I love cooking apparently

[–] HerbalGamer 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's a lot of fun if it's for other people.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Even better when it's also with other people

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Some of my favorite parties are when the guest show up at noon and we spend all day cooking, drinking and listening to music.
Then, when we're all hammered around dinner time, we have all this amazing food to eat!

[–] brbposting 6 points 9 months ago

Big big brain move for life

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

For sure, cooking can be the best. I'd love to cook for me and a couple people on the regular. But cooking professionally would get real tiring real quick.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Hobby cook who likes to experiment accidentally making something that tastes like shit so you don't even get the 10 minutes of pleasure:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

That's part of learning. I'd you don't experiment and do crazy shit every once in awhile, you'll never learn what works and what doesn't.

The experimenting part is the best. It's your stomach telling you it's craving something different, and you're trying to figure out how to deliver. It's great.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

You either need to learn to eat from the pan(it's a one pan recipe, regardless if it is or not), cook enough for 3 days, or do impromptu fasting( absolutely for health and wellness and not because you don't want to wash dishes)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dude. Leftovers. Thats like up to a week of food if you make a casserole or a lasagna.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lasagna can last a week for you? I can finish it in a day or two XD

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

It actually lasts longer when I'm not living alone. I get embarrassed when someone realizes I just ate 5000 cals in one sitting.

[–] p1mrx 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

That's why I put everything in the dishwasher. Knives, scissors, sponges, brushes, nonstick pans... if you can't survive the dishwasher then GTFO my kitchen.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Lol. I'm with ya there except for knives. It took me a lifetime to acquire a full set of very nice, very expensive kitchen knives, so I treat them with the respect they deserve.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Depressed people, listen, I understand that pile of dishes is symbolically more than a pile of dishes. But trust me, get up now and do it. It will take you 5 minutes and you might even be rewarded with a hit of dopamine. Go now. You can do it; I believe in you.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

2 hours!? You need to learn to cook easier meals or bigger portions so you can eat for multiple days. Most of my daily meals take 30 min to prepare. Chek out sorted food on YouTube. They make a big deal out of cooking easy dishes (as well as a lot of other fun challenges for themselves and comedy stuff) They have a few "Chef/normal vs takeout" that you can start watching.

Edit: here's some links you can start with.

30 min cooking battle https://youtu.be/nQi5e0LBz8g?si=B4JRRkIzmMOufTJL

Normal vs takout https://youtu.be/1t1J-bAR3G0?si=t6wS9X64beRKGkKV

Chef vs takeout https://youtu.be/Nie38fRqnbE?si=_SQNo-8ctJAVU_S3

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

My guy/gal/pal, cooking is fun. I like cooking for two hours. It's just the cleanup I despise. Also, eating the same stuff for more than two days in a row would be hell for me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Eating the same stuff for more than two days in a row would be hell for me.

Freezer.

Eat one portion, refrigerated one portion (don't have ot eat it the next day. It'll be good for up to a week), freeze the other two.

I make ragú for pasta, eat one portion when it's ready, refrigerate a small jar for another 2 portions, and freeze enough for another ~10 portions.

You can do the same with soups, stews, etc.

Vegetables (root vegetables I guess. Not things like salad) are usually pretty straight forwards: olive oil, salt, pepper, oven, 200C, for 20 minutes. Not worth freezing, but you can refrigerate and things like potatoes and carrots will be just fine for a week.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I enjoy cooking as well so that's good to hear. The washing up part is eased a lot if you get a dishwasher. Even a small tabletop mounted one can be a big help. It's also good for the environment since it uses less water and energy.

About eating the same two days in a row I'll counter that with the use of the freezer or eat offset so make one large portion to divide. Eat something else the day after and then leftovers the day after that. Then its not twice in a row at least.

Or make dishes that can be twisted into different types. A bolognese can be used in a pasta dish one day and tortilla the next and then nachos if you have any left.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Yeah I cook a new thing every week and it's very rare for it to ever take 2 hours. I would have to make multiple things for it to take 2 hours.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Who says you have to wash the plates? Keep it in for the next time! It'll enhance the flavor. /s

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

I mean, I've just created a cars coloring drawing for my toddler that took an hour, and it was 5 minutes of coloring fun for him. But we've got a nice new drawing on the refrigerator, so we have that going for us

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Except for me at the end I don’t even feel like eating anymore

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Depression single parenting - paper plates and disposable plasticware. It allowed me to cook and feed us without the additional piling of dishes on top of everything else. If nothing else, the one pan got washed before cooking again.

[–] Makeshift 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This is why I don’t cook anything fancy.

If I can’t throw together in 2 minutes and toss it in a a cooker unattended until a timer goes off or eat it uncooked, I don’t care enough to make it.

Boring? Sure. I still enjoy my ramen with broccoli and my canned peaches oatmeal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Canned peaches are something else though.
You make them with cinnamon?

[–] Makeshift 4 points 9 months ago

Not yet but that’s a good idea to add!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

10 minutes!? Slow down and enjoy it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Eating slower also pays off by reducing the chance for acid reflux.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

The only way eating a meal takes 10 minutes or more is if it's an eating challenge.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I crushed more uber eats food than I should have last night. 50 seconds of ordering.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Only 10x more expensive than home cooking, and 1/4 as healthy!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

My arteries were crying out in agony.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

The Conquest Of Bread has a section on communal kitchens which would fix this problem. So chalk another one up to capitalism

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I just did this and i hated it yes even the eating.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If you're pressed for time, this cookbook has been great for my family. Basically it's a meal prep day where you prep ingredients (cook the protein, prep veggies), and for 3 different meals you mix some stuff together, throw it in the oven, and boom, a freshly cooked meal in 30 minutes, 20 of which was waiting for the oven.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

This is why I still live in my parent's house. I cook and my mom and brother take turns cleaning the dishes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I never do recipes that take longer than half an hour to prepare. Unless I can eat multiple times from it with the whole family.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Get yourself a dishwasher its an absolute lifesaver.

And the whole cooking thing its one of those few things that anyone can learn (u have chatgpt) and can perfectly taylor to themselves.

Cooking is not a skill or chore its an artform where you are the only contestant and judge.

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