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[-] [email protected] 116 points 5 months ago

Remember, if you see someone drinking laundry detergent, no you didn't.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

I wonder what it tastes like. I guess there's only one way to find out. BRB I'm goin' to Walmart...

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

It tastes like your oesophagus turning into dead tissue.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Oh dang you must have gotten to Walmart before I did. Thanks for letting us know how the detergent tasted.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

But... Why would anybody lie about things on the internet?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

I think it was more a joke on 'if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't'

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[-] [email protected] 96 points 5 months ago

Probably got tired of having to chew the pods.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

You chew them? I thought you had to suck on them. 🤔

[-] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 68 points 5 months ago

my sister said she craved bleach for her second pregnancy.

she abstained of course but the craving was there

[-] [email protected] 64 points 5 months ago

Pregnant woman are supposed to report cravings like that to their doctor... Apparently it can be a symptom of a serious problem.

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[-] Imgonnatrythis 7 points 5 months ago
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[-] DestroyerOfWorlds 61 points 5 months ago

I saw a neighbor fill his lawnmower with gas, take the can and take a huge swig. He capped it and started his lawnmower like nothing. so many questions.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

Yeah you'd definitely have to be shit faced to take a swig of gasoline

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[-] [email protected] 58 points 5 months ago

I had a friend in high school. We were at a gas station, and he went in to get some additive to put in his tank. On the way back to his car he unscrewed the cap, and took a big swig. The bottle still had the foil cap, so he wasn't actually drinking anything; he just did it for the reaction. The thing was, he didn't actually check if anyone was watching.

Sometimes people are just weird...

[-] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

Well you obviously saw him do it, so he must've known in his peripheral vision that you were watching. That's all the thrill he needed.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

If he checked before he committed, it would devalue the bit if anyone noticed! Its infinitely funnier to turn around like you were caught with a hand in the cookie jar lol

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago

Sounds more like being fucked with for lulz. Like walking around drinking blue Gatorade out of a windex bottle.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Using old vodka bottles for water.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Yeah this sounds like a prank. You could easily wash out an old detergent bottle and fill it with water or something

[-] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This feels like a fun thing to do on the weekend. Just go to Walmart with a cleaned out bottle of detergent filled with the beverage of your choice and make people think you're drinking Gain. If they ask you what your problem is, assure them you intend to pay.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Which island?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

So, she died from that, right?

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

I know in person someone who used to eat bar soap. She eventually had to be hospitalized and confessed it to her family. She would eat a lot of other weird things too, and didn't even understand why people were so shocked about it. In the end, she had to undergo a psychiatric treatment.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

"I took a chug of detergent at Walmart and this happened" video dropping soon

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