I'm an engineer. I'm on my phone looking at memes until someone asks me a question, then I do a thing in 5 minutes that they expected to take 5 days because people don't understand computers, then I go back to the memes.
Sounds like tech support, not engineering
I have been downvoted to hell for what I'm about to say, but I'm going to say it again anyway.
IT support people are now called engineers. No, I don't like it. No it's not proper "engineering". Yes, language evolves and there's nothing we can do about it. If that's a problem for people, I recommend screaming into the void. It doesn't help, but you feel better after a while.
IMO no engineering degree, no engineer. There’s some exceptions for incredible self taught folks but they’re drowned out by so many others that just use the title without the skill
Why stop there? No PE no engineer.
You can arbitrarily gatekeep the title all you want, but the reality is that engineering is a group of concepts and ideologies that can be applied to many disciplines in many ways.
Just because the person doing the engineering doesn't meet your personal standards doesn't mean engineering isn't being accomplished.
There is nothing about the engineering process that requires a degree.
All that being said. A professional engineer is an actual controlled title. (You can't sign documents as a PE without getting the license, just like an attorney (JD) or doctor (MD)) but far and away most engineers, do not have this title, because most engineering jobs and tasks don't require it.
Finally, (in most states) you can work with no degree under a PE for four years, pass the FE and PE, get your title and build a bridge. So as far as the most stringent title goes, it still doesn't actually require a degree.
I think most engineers have an understanding amongst each other, regardless of their specialty, we can all teach ourselves to problem solve. So many math and physics classes as an EE just to get to my core classes. It definitely a certain type of person to get through the thick of it.
It's corporate self aggrandizing wank. On par with calling subway workers "sandwich artists". It's as insulting to the workers as it is ridiculous
I know plently of helpdesk guys that do engineering, if engineering is "identify an issue, find and implement a fix." Its varying degrees of rudimentary, but the same could be said about anyone in conputer science.
The truth is no one in computer science, programmers, SREs or otherwise, are licensed engineers. Why does a programmer have more of a claim to an unearned title than anyone else in the field?
It's exactly this. No one complains when IT infrastructure engineers design and build systems and call themselves engineers, even though they don't have a PE certification. So if they can do it, why not support staff?
Quiet! You are giving the secret away.
As an engineer:
This is a recursive and iterative process. Meaning you will find problems inside your solutions and need to fix them.
Eventually you finish the thing and get a new problem and do the whole game over again. It’s like a puzzle that requires absurd amounts of knowledge to play well, but anyone could try to solve the problem. That’s why good engineers are paid pretty well.
You lost me at “As an engineer:”
That's a pretty good run down. There's all sorts of soft skills required for that as well, and hard skills specific to the industry they're in, but I think you've got the essence of it. Also in step 6, add: "take responsibility for everything that will go wrong with thing in the future" aka "sign off".
Pretty sure they drive trains
No joke, my wife's grandpa was a mechanical engineer with a degree from Notre Dame, and he chose engineering apparently because as a 17yo, he thought he was going to learn to drive trains.
The overlap between people who love trains and people who are good at engineering is pretty high though.
I am an engineer. I can't explain what I do, I just can't...
I put the data in excel and make colorful charts to show management that their ideas are possible but expensive. Then do the same to show the cost of not purchasing maintenance equipment is in fact more costly than the necessary equipment.
Then they dont purchase the equipment anyway, right? That's what tends to happen in my case.
"The Engineering Method" by Mark Hammond aka the engineer guy is a great read...
...is what I would say if I actually purchased books from my wishlist.
We are real, I am a real person, and I will not be called fake news!!! I exist dammit.
Always these bot accounts pretending to be human.
They just do engineering things.
Source: am engineer.
Like a scientist but you get paid
Scientists make something new. One time. In a lab. Under ideal conditions. With 3 PhDs assembling, testing, and running it.
Engineers have to make the same thing so that their cheap-ass company can hire any gaggle of idiots off any street around the world and train them to assemble, test, and run 500 of the thing.
Alternatively so those same idiots can buy the product and do all manner of stupid things to it without it breaking.
Note: not saying all technicians are idiots, but the good ones get paid more so companies eventually go for the idiots instead.
Math using janky excel spreadsheets, tell drafters what we want drawings to look like, but mostly a lot of reading and writing. The secret to engineering (at least in my area) is that communication skills are just as important as technical understanding.
Yuuuup. Half the time you're the expert* in the room and when heads turn to you you have to push the imposter syndrome down and know your shit and convey it well enough that people will listen.
And having the good sense to know when to say "I need to look that up, let me get back to you".
8 hours meeting a day, mostly
I see you're a senior or principal engineer.
Whenever people ask me what engineering work is like, I always tell them I have no idea. I'm not an engineer; engineers drive trains, I'm just a poser.
(am computer hardware engineer)
As an engineer I can say it can be a "hurry up and wait" kind of job. Around the 20% mark of a project timeline I'm 80% finished but then have to rely on a non-responsive authority to answer me back over some obscure part of the project. After that I just nag them and the project manager about it in email to cover my ass then do fuck all until they respond. At the 95% mark they answer back and I have to hurry up to finish. It can be stressful at times but it's not bad otherwise.
Ah, Pareto
they stand near an engine idk
I'm an engineer. Most of the time I solve the tricky technical problems. Other times I design some new technical thing, or I think of new ways to do something.
So wizardry, sorcery, technomancy, and witchcraft. That was all you had to say.
That sums it up.
Half of the job is to fix issues with existing suff, the other half is to make working stuff more complicated and problematic (aka "upgrade"), so that we're still paid to do the first half.
Come on, it's right there in the name. We engine.
All you need to know is that they keep the world functioning. They apply science and architecture to a human need and fix the problem.
They're the ears for engines. Engines gotta be able to hear after all!
My Dad went to work one day and didn't come back. Guess he wasn't an engineer. All I knew was that he was a sonofabitch.
It's an elaborate money laundering scheme. Most "engineers" secretly cook meth and stuff. It's actually super easy to make like buildings and planes because God holds them up until He decides they should fall.
Most engineers don't know either bro
I started my engineering program at University not knowing what engineering was.
Thank goodness for that orientation session.
They keep the warp core functioning.
All I do as an engineer is piss and shit and fart
I interned at a mechanical engineering firm. We contracted out field workers to do the real work at construction sites, installing big hvac systems, while we coordinated between them and the general contractor. Much of engineering is about designing things using math and cad
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