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[-] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago
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What about "Earworm - The Musical"

[-] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago

In a world, where a skilled assassin lives a public life as a barber to the rich and powerful. At night they pull of the most difficult hits that nobody else would take on.

Groomer.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Don't mess with the zohan?

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Except it isn't made up, and it's a phenomenal movie.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Is it a continuation of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter? (Also not made up, but this one is actually bad)

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

No but that movie actually sounds interesting enough to look at.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was based on a book of the same name, released in 2012, and actually had a hollywood-level budget.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Pedophilia: The Musical

It's a history of the Catholic Church.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago
  • directed by Tim Minchin
[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Holy shit! I'd pay to watch that.

edit: For the record, I would watch this, because it would cover the history of the Catholic Church's pedophilia ring and systematical legal issue dodging. Not for the pedophilia. That is all NSA.

Also, there is a true story movie about how the Boston Globe uncovered the massive scandal of child molestation and cover-up, called Spotlight.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

Foreign Student Art Film Marathon (subtitled version)

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Excellent choice. The dubbed version, done of course by first year theater actors, would make it even worse.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

The conservative roadmap to knowledge

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Spoiler: It turns out to be a roundabout.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Satan’s Cum Belching Anus

Edit: you made me do this

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"This Movie Sucks and Everyone Who Sees it is Stupid"

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Fuck I wanna watch that movie

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Me too, I would probably watch it with a group a friends.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

exiting the theatre after the movie

"Man... That title was accurate. Can't wait for the sequel!"

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Someone get Tom Green on the phone and give him a budget

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[-] lingh0e 4 points 6 months ago

Yall remember the slap-chop guy Vince Offer? Before he was telling everyone how much they'd love his nuts he was hawking his Underground Comedy Movie. It was absolutely terrible, but they sold the shit out of it on late night infomercials. Everyone who saw it is stupid. I can say this because I saw it... and it was so bad it felt like my frontal lobe died and became a black hole in my brain. I am literally dumber for having volunteered to watch it.

They knew what they were doing.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Fantastic Beasts 4

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

May I take your hats, your coats, and your….. svaaaastiiiikas?

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If we're going with real titles, hardly anyone saw The Shawshank Redemption in theaters because nobody knew what the hell a Shawshank was.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Jackie Chan: Pearl Harbour

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Lolita: Battle Angel

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

An alarming number of people would say that this film renewed their faith in god. Granted, not enough people to prevent this film from being a net loss for the producers, but still. Yikes.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Closed due to roach infestation

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Documentary.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

All You Need is Kill

Live Die Repeat

Edge of Tomorrow

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

The Real Students of Junior High

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Mr. Holland's Anus

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John Carter

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Phantom of the Opera II: Phantom of the Phil Harmonic.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Six hours of Donald Trump talking about how he would do Ivanka if she were not his daughter

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

It's supposed to be "Made up movies". Not real ones.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Large Man Cums on Bus

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"We should give drug addicts better drugs- the documentary"

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Dave Chappelle vs Girl Dick part XVII

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