EvilTwin

joined 1 year ago

bawk in c/[email protected]

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There is no chicken

Beep beep in c/[email protected]

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They're not waving at you. They're waving at the Jeep.

The Patriarchy in c/[email protected]

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Because boobs

Boots ready for some cowboy ass in c/[email protected]

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The Rock can't lose. It's in his contract.

A problem-free philosophy in c/[email protected]

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Hakuna Mavodka - it means no memories

'We all felt a kind of a [bump,] jolt': Engine cover rips open as Southwest flight takes off from DIA [Robert Garrison | Apr 07, 2024 | Denver7 ABC] in c/[email protected]

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I remember this episode of "The Twilight Zone"

Lemmy stickers/t-shirts/merch? in c/[email protected]

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Lemmy is God

Who has some in c/[email protected]

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Epstein didn't kill himself.

Yelling at a corpse in c/[email protected]

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ACAB

Taylor Swift seen getting white girl drunk at boyfriend's party in c/[email protected]

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The Chiefs should change their name to The Swifties.

What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had? in c/[email protected]

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There's a bathroom on the right.

3 January 2023 in c/[email protected]

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James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron.
James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.