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I would be rather sad since I would be sitting next ro my chair on the floor instead of un my chair. My coffee would also be out of reach. I would be sad.

I am one with my bookshelves. Unfortunately the Steam Deck hasn't fared well.

I am now sitting in a different chair at the same table. I continue browsing Lemmy on my phone.

Yay, I'm in bed now! Good thing, I was getting eepy.

My ass is now on the ground instead of a chair, ow

I have been bisected by a table

I have either bisected the wall, or the wall has bisected me.

Ow!

If this involves some kind of adjustment of orientation, then I will be doing an early Father Christmas act and coming down from where I have appeared halfway up the chimney (being generous about how wide that chimney is). If it doesn't, then I am going to be part of the brickwork - except for my guts and arse, which will rot in place in the chimney over the next few weeks.

Fusioning with the atoms of the wall next to me. So parts would stay me, others would just transform into very high density stone or something. The meat may fall off or needs to be cut off, luckily my head would be completely inside the wall.

I might be stuck in the floor since I'm laying on a mattress on my left side.

I live in the wall now.

My left arm is now part of the wall, so at least I didn't die outright.

I've merged into my bed and finally have an excuse to not get off of it.

I die with my body stuck in the foundation. Now my house is gonna be all stinky >:(

I am in the vacuum of space.

I'm still on the couch, slightly further away from my wife.

My cat Ralph is not gonna be happy about that.

I'm now outside the train going 200km/h and have a nice, hard and long fall in half a second to look forward to.

Inside a decorated Christmas tree. Maybe I can blame the cat for all the glass bulbs I'd break?

Whose left? If I'm lying on my left side do I go straight down?

i telefrag my partner, killing her instantly

not a good way to greet the day, admittedly

My husband is very happy, but he also dies (in his video game)

I die because I get teleported into the earth's air which mixes into all my muscles and bones and organs, destroying most of my cells, stopping my heart due to blood bubbles in my heart if I don't instantly die from that, while a vacuum 2ft next to me implodes.

I find myself sitting inside the end table next to the sofa, instantly destroying it along with a lamp a ukulele, and several glasses I haven't taken to the sink yet

I'm pooping. Two feet to my left is a wall. I'd be inside the wall D:

I am now sitting on the laptop my company gave for work, most likely breaking it. Which is unfortunate, but I can probably just request another.

I am now a propane stove/human hybrid.

Dead. I'm laying on my left side.

Fuck, I'm merged with the side of the sofa, and my cat's ass sticks out of my chest. I don't care already though, she mixed with my heart and lungs.

I’m partially clipped into a wall. I’ve fallen into the backrooms.

I'd be shitting in the neighbor's toilet. It would probably be hard to explain why I'm in their apartment in my underwear.

I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won't be there any more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Very uncomfortable. You've pulled me off my bed and now I'm laying naked on my power inverter.

I am inside a refrigerator. Not so great

I am now dead as ive been instagibbed by a wall. Pretty good overall

Two very pissed off cats.

I instantly swapped chair in the dining room.

i'm now in the stall someone else is shitting in