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[–] [email protected] 274 points 1 year ago (5 children)

First GW OC poster to post an image of herself (sorry boys) naked holding a can of beans is going to melt this place down faster than KBins backed up queue.

[–] [email protected] 152 points 1 year ago (7 children)

So it's beans now? I've seen a post or 2. Sure fuck it I'm down.

"Dude I've been here since the beans" coming in a few years

[–] [email protected] 112 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I think it started when someone said that Lemmy users would upvote a can of beans.

#knowyourmeme

[–] 5redie8 29 points 1 year ago

It's actually still flying around the All feed right now lol this was far

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I went to go upvote it (it's still there in "all") just because you mentioned it.

A lemming in the truest sense of the word.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Mee Too thanks, I should dye my hair flourescent green.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

.... I mean..... I did 🤷

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which someone called out as guerilla marketing - cause apparently you Yanks have baked beans as a traditional 4th July food???

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I think baked beans are more of a BBQ item and July 4th is also a big BBQ day. Baked beans and bbq go way back :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I couldn't help myself🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"Psh, that's nothing! I've been here since the 3-day no poop challenge!"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Luckily it preceded the beans

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The difference on being here one week before of after the APIcalypse.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Not gonna lie I'm feeling like a veteran with my June 1st sign-up date.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

And what a lot of people fail to realise is that Lemmy had been going for much longer than that. The point at which it really took off was when The Rock did some wrestling with another wrestler in a wrestling ring. In 1990.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] darkdemize 2 points 1 year ago

It was a shitty shittymorph.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You've got it all backwards. It was in 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You've got it all backwards. It was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You've got it all backwards. It was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Did you mean to say when Steve Austin threw the Undertaker from the top of the ring in a cage match?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

let me enjoy my july 1st sign up

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I created a new account today to help the lemmy.world instance load. So now I look newer than I really am but that's fine since who gives a shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I thought I was cool with my June 15th 😔

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

"Which is now on day 225"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah?! Well I’ve been here since the poop. Betcha can’t top that!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

So I tied a can of Heinz to my belt, as was the style at the time...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Title had better be something about Flicking the Bean'

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Or "dude I've been here since the 3-day no-poop challenge"!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Hm, I don't know, I've seen a lot of them post pictures of themselves not pooping and no one is upvoting the meme.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm struggling not to do it. But I'm old and wrinkly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I keep referencing a joke one of my friends made years ago. He was joking with a guy saying they should gangbang his girlfriend in a bathtub full of baked beans. Understandably, the guy didn’t get the humor in it and things got pretty heated. It’s been ~20 years and I still bring it up whenever I can.