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[–] RowRowRowYourBot 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

Porn

Edit: people think porn could be improved by adding Muppets?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Exhibit A: The sex scene in Team America

[–] RowRowRowYourBot 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those are marionettes not Muppets

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] RowRowRowYourBot 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I saw it on Broadway during its early run. That's not porn.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It does have Muppet sex though.

[–] RowRowRowYourBot 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No, it has puppet sex. Muppets are very specifically the IP of Henson studios and that style of puppet I associate with childhood way to much for Muppets in porn to be remotely acceptable. It would be like putting Teletubbies into porn

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I fear you are vastly underestimating the horror of the collective hive mind of the internet and what people are capable of... Nothing is sacred. Rule 34 exists for a reason, its a warning to not dig too deep. (DO NOT GOOGLE THAT, It states that if something exists there is porn of it, and there are sites with its namesake that endevor to catalog it...)

[–] RowRowRowYourBot 4 points 1 week ago

I know that it has been made the question was what would not be improved by adding Muppets? My answer is that porn is better without Muppets than with

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It would be like putting Teletubbies into porn

Sounds of Rule34 intensify

[–] RowRowRowYourBot 1 points 1 week ago

Something existing is not the same as something being improved by its inclusion

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Oh how quickly history forgets the horrors of the past...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Unfamiliar with Peter Jackson's pre LOTR work?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meet_the_Feebles

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You think it wouldn't? I'm not saying it's be more arousing, but it damn sure would improve it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

"I'm gonna show you why women choose the bear. Wokka wokka!"

[–] RowRowRowYourBot -3 points 1 week ago

Muppets are a Jim Henson studio IP built around childish imagery. I want nothing childish associated with my porn other than childish bad jokes and the XXX Alice in Wonderland musical which isn't a bad musical movie though the porn parts are quite bad.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Edit: I totally fucked up this comment. Please disregard. I'm tired. It's been a long day. I just need sleep. Good night everyone, and I wish you all the best for tomorrow ❤️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Let my puppets come ...was an "adult" movie made with puppets

Wikipedia

[–] RowRowRowYourBot 1 points 1 week ago

And was the porn better because it had muppets? The question was “what wouldn’t be made better with the inclusion of Muppets”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Have you witnessed the glory of Pterodactyl Porn? (Don't look up Attack of the Flying Lizard if you have any taste or morals.)

[–] TheRealLinga 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is a certain adult Muppet detective movie with some pretty erm... graphic scenes

[–] RowRowRowYourBot 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And it was a bad movie. It was not improved because of the muppets

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Disagree. A few felt jokes landed. Remove those muppets and the film is worse.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

furries

it makes sense if you don't think about it for too long, or think about it really hard