"Aim small, miss small."

All cats have assholes, not all assholes have cats.

Even better when the box itself is the bowl and it inevitably leaks rainbow colored milk everywhere.

All it needs is a line saying, "Hand Blown Artisanal Glassware and Other Whimsical Notions"

Hooray. I've been looking to add a few more points of maintenance and failure to my bike.

This might as well ask, "When were you young and broke and wanted everything you saw in a commercial and then started collecting ridiculous amounts of nostalgia product as soon as you had even a crumb of disposable income."

Thankfully I didn't fall for that nonsense.

: reclines on throne made entirely of first gen Zunes and Sidekick phones:

...ou say?

Not all of us live in the Sout. Many youts live in duh Nort, too.

Possibly dumb question: Does salmon taste different when eaten before and after spawning?

I'm on the spectrum and digging a hole, diggy diggy hole. Diggy diggy hole!

Thought this was just a Welsh yearbook.

We fell in love in a homeless place... We fell in love in a hooOoomless plaaace...