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Martha's Vineyard is about to run out of pot. That's led to a lawsuit and a scramble by regulators (apnews.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Rich people having to take a ferry to the mainland to get their weed = immediate effort from legislators.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Dear God, Buffy, we are going to have to mingle with the normals.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Old rich white people get results.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think a wooden sign advertising with fancy lettering a dispensary called "Fine Fettle" in a rich neighborhood might be the most WASP thing ever 😂

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

All it needs is a line saying, "Hand Blown Artisanal Glassware and Other Whimsical Notions"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

There's so much legal weed available online.. People are stupid. Stoned people are stupider.