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[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

Homie could you imagine Amish Guerrilla Warfare? Those dudes are so down to earth you'd think it was straight up the earth that attacked you. They dont even need GPS to know where they are. Mormons are gonna need some huge advantage other than their thug stratagem to beat the Amish Will.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

Quite honestly, I think the Amish would find a lot of collaborators. As a former Mormon, I'd be happy to help the Amish out in some way.

[–] nuke 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Amish guerilla agents coming out of literally every tree, bush, patch of vegetation imaginable

[–] mediOchre 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Amish are the Vietnamese of the USA?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ezekiel is in the trees, man!

[–] verity_kindle 2 points 4 months ago

Whittling sounds....nothing else

[–] EmoDuck 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Images going to bed in an Mormon military base and waking up that, surprise, the Amish build a prison camp around you during the night

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

…surprise, the Amish build a prison camp around you during the night

Just a modest shed, really…

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

They dont even need GPS to know where they are.

Inhales

The Amish knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater)...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Yeah this map is basically USA vs Vietnam