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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon makes bad decisions (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon took the buzzpill (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon remembers first grade (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon needs viewers (reddthat.com)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
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Anon goes to dinner with coworkers (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon applies for a job (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon can't sleep (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon has a discord gf (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon goes to the store after turning 18 (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon falls in love (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon quits their job (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon uses his dad's phone (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon gets a new phone (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon plays The Sims (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon can't sleep (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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hmmm 😈 (lemy.lol)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
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Supportive dad (lemy.lol)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
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Anon tells the tale of the Garfield phones (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon browses r/AmITheAsshole (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon is 17 (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon believes in Gaben (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon starts asking questions (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon explains the 2nd amendment (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon finds a flashdrive (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon experiences summer love (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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