this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] ArbitraryValue 62 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Eww, nothing is more gay than a man dating a woman.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

... except for reddit mods

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No. Have you missed the drama?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you talking about the whole vegan drama or did something else happen?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

There have been a few but that's the memorable, recent one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It seems, in your anger, you killed them.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

Shoulda waited for tenure then he could have punched all the children in the mouth he wanted

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

OP read about the "fight the biggest baddest dude you can find on your first day" strat online and didn't stop to think about its applicability.

[–] andrew_bidlaw 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait, what? Anon is an adult and beats a firstgrader over a girl child? Whaaaaaaaaaaaa

[–] [email protected] 91 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If it was written on 4chan, it must be true.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Furthest back i can go is 3rd grade, and only because i had the absolute hottest home room teacher at the time.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 5 points 2 months ago

Fourth for me. Teacher was obsessed with recycling, and somehow that resonated.