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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i once shaved my head (during one surge of lockdown mania) and that was the day i found out my skull shape is whack, not a cone, but certainly whack, i'm sticking to having hair, if my genetics allow of course

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I"m going to need you to elaborate on whack

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

idk man, the shape of my skull is just not aesthetically pleasing imo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

right OK. the way you said this reminds me of my favorite poster on bluesky. Id say you might like this guy https://bsky.app/profile/cashlin.bsky.social

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Bowl shaped probably

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like the close-up of an elbow. They can also make up for an ass crack or a fake vagina. What a versatile part of our body!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If that's not shopped then he looks like a conehead

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

If that's not shopped then he looks like a conehead

Correct.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

That is funny. Ah ah ah.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Looks like a boob to me...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do not despair. We will be rescued. Until then, we must adapt. When the hydrogen droplets have ceased, we will go forth and live undetected on Earth amongst the blunt skulls.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'm glad someone referenced the movie

[–] DudeImMacGyver 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Looks like a person's chin from below.

[–] ace_of_based 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I saw it as shot at chest level black shirt with a hole cut out and phone blocking nipple. It wasn't until i read comments i saw it was a guy from france