nevaseerius

joined 18 hours ago
[–] nevaseerius 1 points 29 seconds ago
[–] nevaseerius 2 points 2 minutes ago

Can't wait to catch giga measles from some disgusting slop hog of a parent, who caught it from their disgusting mole rat of a kid, who caught it at the disgusting cess pit of a school. I'm going to cut my head off on the razor wire fence

[–] nevaseerius 1 points 5 minutes ago

Isn't that standard process when booking inmates

[–] nevaseerius 1 points 7 minutes ago

No. I will not. What a rude proposition

[–] nevaseerius 3 points 8 minutes ago

That's nice can we get some protection for anything here on earth? Don't give a fuck about some moon shit there's no one there. Call me when they find dudes living on the moon, then I'll fuckin care

[–] nevaseerius 1 points 14 minutes ago

This is what it feels like when my cat cuddles on me (she fucking reeks horribly, total stink)

[–] nevaseerius 1 points 15 minutes ago

My nephew ate a big bag of red 3 candy once and he started hulking tf out, except he was red instead of green and he threw the coffee table through the sliding glass door

[–] nevaseerius -1 points 9 hours ago

Saying this hurts your argument dude like what kinda freak says that shit?

[–] nevaseerius 0 points 9 hours ago

Death stranding was straight up the worst game I've ever played. kojima is a hack

[–] nevaseerius 21 points 9 hours ago

Average early access dev

[–] nevaseerius 19 points 9 hours ago

Fuck! That drone was just some chump? I'm telling the boys we got the block back!!

[–] nevaseerius 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Lmaooo these dingos think Kim jong un will holler at them if they suck his e-weiner enough

 

No matter where you go on the internet in 2024/2025, there's post after post after fucking post about Elon Musk. Always about him saying or doing something incredibly stupid or comically evil. There are even entire communities dedicated to it like "enough musk spam" which is ironic because I see more musk spam from them than anywhere else.

For a while I thought this was organic. It made sense afterall, the richest person alive is a giant dipshit who inserts himself into things he's got no business with, that's bound to get people talking. But lately I've realized that this guy craves one thing above all else, even money. ATTENTION! He fucking loves attention. He spent a small nation's GDP to buy Twitter and force millions of people to read his shit. He's always making a spectacle of himself and now he's been getting involved in the incoming US administration too.

In the past, he loved playing the hero, the babyface tony stark who smoked weed and watched rick n morty and built rocketships to mars. He was the cool, slick innovator who invented electric cars and paypal (or so I was told back in like 2016). Then in the last few years his facade crumbled and people could see him for what he really is, a fucking creepy weirdo manchild with mental problems. But musky still needs his attention fix or he'll probably dessicate like a blood starved vampire, so he decided to do a heel turn and go villain mode.

Because of the stupid, asinine way social media functions, outrage has taken over. Everyone's mad at everyone else for everything under the sun. The fucking Latinos elected trump! The fucking white women stole black men's independence and racial solidarity! The fucking gays ruined bud lite! The fucking transgenders stole my son's dick n balls! The fucking men all hate and want to kill women! I don't believe these things but it's just a sampler of the crazy outrageous "opinions" that get blown up and circulated, perhaps downloaded into the modern social media user. The actual content doesn't matter, just the emotional reaction it provokes that leads to people commenting, sharing, boosting it so they can ridicule and get their hit of feeling more superior or sane than "those crazy people on the internet".

So back to musk, dude loves attention and he realized that playing the villain gets you way more attention than playing the hero, and it's way easier when you're already basically lex luthor but with brain trauma. Musk is also obscenely rich as we are all well aware, so he can pay enormous sums of money to have his bullshit boosted even more. It's like a farmer buying one of those fancy newfangled drones that spread seed for you. He just loads up the seeds (whatever stupid statement or antics he dreamed up that day) and sets the drone to spread them far and wide (getting bots/paid posters to repost his shit on reddit/etc).

This ensures that every website, every corner and nook of the world wide web is full of Elon musk. And everyone loves to take a big steaming shit on him because he's objectively a moron, so it just feeds itself.

So, my dear lemmy reader, ask yourself, is it really worth your time, or anyone's time, to spread musk's diarrhea all over our precious internet? Does it do anyone a service to download HIS thoughts into everyone's brains?

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