jballs

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[–] jballs 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Mr. Honda (74)... Soba Master Mr. Takeshita (81)... Mr. Fujii (68)

These are the people Japan considers "middle-aged"?! I've heard that Japanese people have long lifespans, but calling an 81 year-old "middle aged" seems a bit optimistic.

[–] jballs 18 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

My little guy has a $750 case of nervousness.

At his first vet appointment, they thought they heard a heart murmur. So we had to do two follow up appointments and scans. Turned out he was just nervous at the vet.

Honestly, best case scenario.

[–] jballs 18 points 23 hours ago

Linda MacMahon is literally the Secretary of Education.

[–] jballs 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You typically don't eat your 3d prints though. I hope...

[–] jballs 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was trying to explain this to my son yesterday. He's in middle school but already has a career path picked out. I was like, "dude, I didn't even know my current job existed until a decade after I graduated from college, you don't have to have this all figured out yet. Plans change, life gets in the way. Just go with it."

[–] jballs 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I assume it's purely for her to get US citizenship. She posts lots of thirst trap pictures on Instagram.

[–] jballs 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

My divorced 43 year old friend just did this. He's got a smoking hot 21 year old Filipino fiance. It's weird as fuck.

[–] jballs 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Neptune's kiss... always unexpected. Never longed for.

[–] jballs 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And then if she chooses the cheesy pickup line:

Girl, are you made of iron and animal bones? Because you've got all the elements to forge a bond stronger than a Viking axe.

[–] jballs 1 points 3 days ago

My experience with elderly relatives is that all caps is the only way they can read the screen.

[–] jballs 26 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Jokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.

[–] jballs 5 points 3 days ago

I saw The Ring in the theater and people legit freaked the fuck out when she came out of the screen. One person straight up got up and ran out.

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