this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

There's a lot of r34 of this. I don't understand the internet

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Two punchlines!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

This is the kind of quality content I’ve come to expect of you.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente 9 points 3 days ago

Well this is awkward

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

But you can't fuck the cat either.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

I feel I need to share how this appeared in my feed.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Watch the cassette at 3am so that several days later this happens!
(The pic is taken moments before aeroplane ears and zoomies)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

the original was pretty cute too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ikr? I would be fake-running away, maybe taking pics, ask what she is doing after this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I wouldn't even be running away, she should be afraid of me

[–] jballs 5 points 3 days ago

I saw The Ring in the theater and people legit freaked the fuck out when she came out of the screen. One person straight up got up and ran out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago