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[–] [email protected] 132 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I recently realized my dog is a year older than I thought because of a Facebook memory. I've been angry that he lied about his age all this time.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago (2 children)

At the very least, a lie of omission. He could've corrected you.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Seriously! He just sat there smugly silent anytime anyone asked how old he is.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Not a husky?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Not mentioning the lie of omission.

Meta af.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I know how old my cat is because I know how old my niece is. If you're bad with dates make them easy to remember. Not going to lie i make anniversaries intentionally on the first and not an insignificant amount have been Jan first which is even easier.

[–] [email protected] 108 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This sounds like candidate for malicious compliance. Just say 1st Jan, when that doesn't work 2nd Jan, then 3rd Jan and on and on until you crack it

[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Congratulations, you can now get anyone's prescription! If only the pharmacy had a way to stop this exploit!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You think it is rate limited?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Just call using incognito mode over a vpn.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 70 points 9 months ago

When the dog dies because it didn't get its medication, and you are having the tombstone engraved, all the sudden it will come to you.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago

The pharmacy where I get my pets meds from uses my birthday with the cats name.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (4 children)

You call yourself a dog owner and don't celebrate their birthday?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 9 months ago

No. My dogs are stupid and useless. Also, every morning when they get their treats, they act like it's their birthday anyway.

They do get fruit for Christmas though.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I adopted my dog. We celebrate her home coming day as her birthday (I know her 'real' birthday, but I dont trust it.)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes because we all know strays are a myth

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Well we celebrate the date we got our strays as if that's their birthday. They do not seem to care.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Ungrateful fucks. Mine at least pretend to be into it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Never ask a lady her age, especially in dog years.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You have ~365 guesses. Seems fairly beatable.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's per year, DOB includes the year

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’m assuming she’d know the year…?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Even if you don't, there's not that many years that animals live for. Sadly.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

better privacy policy than most companies

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

google translate better get cracking

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Just use her mum's maiden name