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I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by smuuthbrane to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:

I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.

I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.

I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.

I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.

I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.

I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.

I have a physics joke it’s low potential.

I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.

I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.

I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.

I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.

I have a dad joke, but it’s not apparent.

[–] smuuthbrane 6 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the transcription!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Why didn't I scroll down first???

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

i have a joke about history, but everyone knows it

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a Lemmy joke but no one reddit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Haha, this one matters!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have a chemistry joke, but I am not getting a good reaction.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nice one, but there is already a chemistry one in it (I think yours is better than the original)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a mechanical engineering joke but it's not the right moment.

[–] kersploosh 2 points 1 year ago

I also have a mechanical engineering joke, but it doesn't fit this thread

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I have a UDP joke, but you might not get it. I could make it a TCP joke, but then I'd have to keep repeating it until you do.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a cleaner joke, but it's a bit dirty

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a gardener joke, but I'll have to dig it up

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a student joke, but I'm not ready to submit it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I have a gender joke, but im not ready to reveal it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I have a joke, but it's not funny.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I have a sound joke but you can't hear it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I have a logistics joke, but it's delayed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have an incomplete joke, but

[–] smuuthbrane 2 points 1 year ago

Haha you said butt

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I have a marketing joke, but it’s my job

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I have a management consulting joke, but I can only tell you for 2000/day + 20% cost

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I have a software engineer joke, but it’s still compiling