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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:

I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.

I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.

I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.

I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.

I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.

I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.

I have a physics joke it’s low potential.

I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.

I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.

I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.

I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.

I have a dad joke, but it’s not apparent.

[–] smuuthbrane 6 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the transcription!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Why didn't I scroll down first???

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

i have a joke about history, but everyone knows it