smuuthbrane

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You know... they have a point in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 2 points 2 hours ago

Tooth fairies actually run the largest group of crematoriums globally, although it's impossible to link them legally. Why? Because the teeth don't actually burn, that's just a myth they perpetrate. They just sift all the teeth from the ashes and get their tooth fix that way.

Prove me wrong.

The mods are asleep, post wide office chairs! in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 4 points 7 hours ago

This is "I'm obese, have a job, but also a budget".

I give to you....Mr.Cool Ice! in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 3 points 12 hours ago

I'm tempted to get a tattoo in a clean sans serif font that says "keming".

The mods are asleep, post wide office chairs! in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 25 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

It actually exists. I'm surprised, but I have no reason to be.

https://www.bariatricsunlimited.com/bariatricofficechairs-cap.htm

Focus in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Looks like a river party to me!

Princess Charlotte 10th Birthday in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 9 points 1 day ago

Is she Canadian at least? Probably more relevant content.

Tesla Board Opened Search To Replace Elon Musk As CEO in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

I'll believe it when I actually see it happen.

Mike Morrice Deserved better from Liberal Voters in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 1 points 3 days ago

Yes, the party and the politician are the root cause, but I do hold some expectations for the voter as well. If we're getting people out to vote even if they're entirely ignorant of the process and outcome, I don't see that as a win.

Mike Morrice Deserved better from Liberal Voters in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 25 points 4 days ago (5 children)

This angers me. How can you not understand the concept of vote splitting, and vote against a well-supported (and deserving) incumbent? For shame.

Footlong in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 5 points 5 days ago

Oh my GOD, you ate it THAT way??!?!?!??

You're supposed to eat the TOP half first!!!

What are some LinkedIn tricks I should be using or know about? in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 2 points 5 days ago

Personally, I find LinkedIn networking to be pretty superficial. Yes, connect with people, but start with meeting people and then add them, don't just connect via LinkedIn and do nothing from there.

Hope this cheers you up! (he is now known as "Cycleangelo") in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 24 points 6 days ago

Much better name.

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Chowdered Donut (self.foodcrimes)
 

Stolen from Lemmy ShitpostsDonut filled with chowder

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Sample gut flora of people with "auto-brewery syndrome", culture the samples, and sell them in pill form to DUI lawyers for their clients. (self.shitty_million_dollar_ideas)
 

This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you'd have no trouble selling each pill for $1000.

Or, sell the pills for way less to those that want to get drunk off bread or pasta. Either way it's a totally plausible, feasible, potentially lucrative shitty idea.

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PCBWay does CNC and sheet metal, apparently together (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by smuuthbrane to c/machinist
11 comments fedilink
 

I thought this group might be able to appreciate this part. I ordered 5 from PCBWay. They are 1/4" mild steel. For just over $30USD each I got them in 16 days. But I have SO MANY questions about their process.

I wanted to share my incredulity with group that might also have their minds blown with this.

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Scab in a Can (self.shitty_million_dollar_ideas)
 

A can or bottle of an edible liquid that, when applied to skin, dries to a peelable scab-like consistency.

Mainstream? No, but the niche this hits it would hit HARD.

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Uh, ok, I forbid it. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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That color reminded me of something… (sh.itjust.works)
 

Once I realized I had to complete it.

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text notice overlaid on feed (sh.itjust.works)
 

Just got the update overnight and now i have a text overlaid on my feed. Is there a way to clear the message or otherwise get it to disappear?

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portrait to landscape refreshes feed (self.jerboa)
 

I've had this happen a few times now when looking at images, I tap an image to open it, turn my devise to landscape mode, but instead of seeing the image my feed refreshes. Known bug, or has anyone else found this too?

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refresh on portrait to landscape transition (self.jerboa)
 

Hey, I've experienced this a few times now. I've clicked an image to view it, but to get a better view I've switched to landscape mode. When this happens, instead of seeing the image still, my feed refreshes. Anyone else getting this? Known bug maybe? Thanks!

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sort by "New", updates instantly all the time? (self.main)
submitted 2 years ago by smuuthbrane to c/main
7 comments fedilink
 

I'm still playing around getting my bearings here, trying to explore this still-growing federation. I've tried browsing by "New" on both mobile and desktop a couple of times, but on desktop it's almost unsuable. Any time there's a new post, the INSTANT it goes up my feed updates, and scrolls down. Sometimes it's one post, sometimes a dozen.

To me (opinion here), sorting by "new" should sort of be a timestampped thing: I want "new as of right now but nothing more". If I refresh, sure update me to the latest. But a list that's live updating as things happen? That's... not useful to me.

Am I missing something, or does anyone else feel similarly?

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