smuuthbrane

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A fashionable mono-bra that keeps one titty under decorative wraps and the other flopping in the wind in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 4 points 11 hours ago

Any nursing bra can be made to do this.

Built an LCARS based doorbell! in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 10 points 3 days ago

I hope after someone hits "ring" it goes into a warp core eject countdown.

Beneral disease rule in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 48 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's all caused by computers.

But please share this via the Internet.

Should have a pizza sauce rim in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can you froth aqua fromaggia the same way you can with aqua fava? Asking for a friend, not because the idea of mozzarella water meringue is giving anyone ideas.

We're a Family! in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 4 points 2 weeks ago

Can't agree with you more.

We're a Family! in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There will always be exceptions, and I'm glad that's the case. Sounds like you're doing it right, thanks for that.

We're a Family! in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 19 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

100% this. Job security is an illusion. Do what's right for you, you owe your employer no loyalty.

explosions in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 7 points 3 weeks ago

It just means the explosion had so much energy some of it was converted to mass. As you cannot determine what kind of explosion that is, this explanation cannot be disproven in general terms.

What Is a Computer Stick and Why It's Gaining Popularity in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 2 points 3 weeks ago

Based on Intel's product page these are all discontinued. Just like their NUCs.

I hope they keep trying new form factors. Maybe one will actually stick. (See what I did there?)

EMERGENCY ALERT! ________ INBOUND TO WYOMING. TAKE IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 11 points 1 month ago (12 children)

O

Metal is plastic. in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Metal is also elastic.

But that doesn't mean metal is plastic or elastic in terms of material type, just the English sucks.

Cheese lime onion 7-Up aspic in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 1 points 2 months ago

Nothing, frankly. We're working around it at best.

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Chowdered Donut (self.foodcrimes)
 

Stolen from Lemmy ShitpostsDonut filled with chowder

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Sample gut flora of people with "auto-brewery syndrome", culture the samples, and sell them in pill form to DUI lawyers for their clients. (self.shitty_million_dollar_ideas)
 

This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you'd have no trouble selling each pill for $1000.

Or, sell the pills for way less to those that want to get drunk off bread or pasta. Either way it's a totally plausible, feasible, potentially lucrative shitty idea.

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PCBWay does CNC and sheet metal, apparently together (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 8 months ago by smuuthbrane to c/machinist
11 comments fedilink
 

I thought this group might be able to appreciate this part. I ordered 5 from PCBWay. They are 1/4" mild steel. For just over $30USD each I got them in 16 days. But I have SO MANY questions about their process.

I wanted to share my incredulity with group that might also have their minds blown with this.

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Scab in a Can (self.shitty_million_dollar_ideas)
 

A can or bottle of an edible liquid that, when applied to skin, dries to a peelable scab-like consistency.

Mainstream? No, but the niche this hits it would hit HARD.

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Uh, ok, I forbid it. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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That color reminded me of something… (sh.itjust.works)
 

Once I realized I had to complete it.

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text notice overlaid on feed (sh.itjust.works)
 

Just got the update overnight and now i have a text overlaid on my feed. Is there a way to clear the message or otherwise get it to disappear?

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portrait to landscape refreshes feed (self.jerboa)
 

I've had this happen a few times now when looking at images, I tap an image to open it, turn my devise to landscape mode, but instead of seeing the image my feed refreshes. Known bug, or has anyone else found this too?

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refresh on portrait to landscape transition (self.jerboa)
 

Hey, I've experienced this a few times now. I've clicked an image to view it, but to get a better view I've switched to landscape mode. When this happens, instead of seeing the image still, my feed refreshes. Anyone else getting this? Known bug maybe? Thanks!

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sort by "New", updates instantly all the time? (self.main)
submitted 2 years ago by smuuthbrane to c/main
7 comments fedilink
 

I'm still playing around getting my bearings here, trying to explore this still-growing federation. I've tried browsing by "New" on both mobile and desktop a couple of times, but on desktop it's almost unsuable. Any time there's a new post, the INSTANT it goes up my feed updates, and scrolls down. Sometimes it's one post, sometimes a dozen.

To me (opinion here), sorting by "new" should sort of be a timestampped thing: I want "new as of right now but nothing more". If I refresh, sure update me to the latest. But a list that's live updating as things happen? That's... not useful to me.

Am I missing something, or does anyone else feel similarly?

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