WYR Land an amazing job that lasts 5 years at 500k/yr or receive a 1M payout under the condition you don't work for the next 5 years? by smuuthbrane in c/[email protected]
[-] smuuthbrane 1 points 6 hours ago

The job, easily. Save 75% of my salary, have close to 2M banked/invested by the end, and knowing the end date would make it far easier to have something lined up by the time it ends.

Guess the Episode [Medium] by smuuthbrane in c/[email protected]
[-] smuuthbrane 2 points 1 day ago

He sees well enough.

Give it time by smuuthbrane in c/[email protected]
[-] smuuthbrane 31 points 2 days ago

Please tell me it's just a recall, 'Cause I can't go fish'n' without y'all

A three hour tour by smuuthbrane in c/[email protected]
[-] smuuthbrane 26 points 3 days ago

Tuvok in a bucket hat. You've pictured it, and now you can't unpicture it.

The Weekly c/conlangs Post #1 by smuuthbrane in c/[email protected]
[-] smuuthbrane 5 points 4 days ago

I'm going on 160+ days on Duolingo relearning tlhIngan Hol. Soon I'm going to have to start watching the movies and see if I can keep up at all.

Who would win? by smuuthbrane in c/[email protected]
[-] smuuthbrane 22 points 4 days ago

WE WILL ADD YOUR BIOLOGICAL UNIQUENESS TO OUR… WAIT, YOU'RE ALL IDENTICAL? WTAF??

Which is which? by smuuthbrane in c/[email protected]
[-] smuuthbrane 269 points 1 month ago

Anarchist answer: They're both unisex - bees for pees, birds for turds.

Which is which? by smuuthbrane in c/[email protected]
[-] smuuthbrane 185 points 1 month ago

Bees have a stinger, and "bird" has been a slang term for a woman (like, what, 1920-1950s?).

Regards, I agree that's needlessly vague, and just about to the point of useless.

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Chowdered Donut (self.foodcrimes)
submitted 2 months ago by smuuthbrane to c/[email protected]
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Stolen from Lemmy ShitpostsDonut filled with chowder

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Sample gut flora of people with "auto-brewery syndrome", culture the samples, and sell them in pill form to DUI lawyers for their clients. (self.shitty_million_dollar_ideas)
submitted 2 months ago by smuuthbrane to c/[email protected]
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This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you'd have no trouble selling each pill for $1000.

Or, sell the pills for way less to those that want to get drunk off bread or pasta. Either way it's a totally plausible, feasible, potentially lucrative shitty idea.

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PCBWay does CNC and sheet metal, apparently together (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by smuuthbrane to c/machinist
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I thought this group might be able to appreciate this part. I ordered 5 from PCBWay. They are 1/4" mild steel. For just over $30USD each I got them in 16 days. But I have SO MANY questions about their process.

I wanted to share my incredulity with group that might also have their minds blown with this.

It happens by smuuthbrane in c/[email protected]
[-] smuuthbrane 161 points 3 months ago

Aw gross, I was gonna eat that, and now it's gonna taste like cucumber.

Dress by Pizzacakecomic by smuuthbrane in c/[email protected]
[-] smuuthbrane 185 points 5 months ago

Man, I wish Pizzacake would join Lemmy.

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Scab in a Can (self.shitty_million_dollar_ideas)
submitted 6 months ago by smuuthbrane to c/[email protected]
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A can or bottle of an edible liquid that, when applied to skin, dries to a peelable scab-like consistency.

Mainstream? No, but the niche this hits it would hit HARD.

My children will refer to me as father. by smuuthbrane in c/[email protected]
[-] smuuthbrane 194 points 6 months ago

"Bruh, can you tuck me in?" 😂

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Uh, ok, I forbid it. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 7 months ago by smuuthbrane to c/[email protected]
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I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 7 months ago by smuuthbrane to c/[email protected]
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What does a PhD mean? by smuuthbrane in c/[email protected]
[-] smuuthbrane 209 points 7 months ago

Summary: YOUR Ph.D. means almost next to nothing, but collectively they expand the bounds of human knowledge.

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That color reminded me of something… (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 8 months ago by smuuthbrane to c/[email protected]
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Once I realized I had to complete it.

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text notice overlaid on feed (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by smuuthbrane to c/[email protected]
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Just got the update overnight and now i have a text overlaid on my feed. Is there a way to clear the message or otherwise get it to disappear?

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portrait to landscape refreshes feed (self.jerboa)
submitted 1 year ago by smuuthbrane to c/[email protected]
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I've had this happen a few times now when looking at images, I tap an image to open it, turn my devise to landscape mode, but instead of seeing the image my feed refreshes. Known bug, or has anyone else found this too?

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refresh on portrait to landscape transition (self.jerboa)
submitted 1 year ago by smuuthbrane to c/[email protected]
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Hey, I've experienced this a few times now. I've clicked an image to view it, but to get a better view I've switched to landscape mode. When this happens, instead of seeing the image still, my feed refreshes. Anyone else getting this? Known bug maybe? Thanks!

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sort by "New", updates instantly all the time? (self.main)
submitted 1 year ago by smuuthbrane to c/main
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I'm still playing around getting my bearings here, trying to explore this still-growing federation. I've tried browsing by "New" on both mobile and desktop a couple of times, but on desktop it's almost unsuable. Any time there's a new post, the INSTANT it goes up my feed updates, and scrolls down. Sometimes it's one post, sometimes a dozen.

To me (opinion here), sorting by "new" should sort of be a timestampped thing: I want "new as of right now but nothing more". If I refresh, sure update me to the latest. But a list that's live updating as things happen? That's... not useful to me.

Am I missing something, or does anyone else feel similarly?

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