smuuthbrane

joined 2 years ago
[–] smuuthbrane 15 points 12 hours ago

I'm sure they'd love to live in the Dakotas. Bye!

[–] smuuthbrane 18 points 1 day ago

They should build a Canadian entrance and then board up the American one.

[–] smuuthbrane 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They could have pivoted and gone to e-commerce, but no, they stuck with the department store model, despite everyone else failing at it. Evolve or die.

Someone will buy the name and it'll "have a comeback", but the real deal is dead. Sad, yes. Worth saving? No.

[–] smuuthbrane 7 points 1 day ago

This is taxidermy that goes HARD.

[–] smuuthbrane 3 points 1 day ago

Rapid vacillation between the two.

[–] smuuthbrane 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As opposed to the gluteal fissure, which is the ass crack.

[–] smuuthbrane 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Exactly. Why open another app?

[–] smuuthbrane 20 points 2 days ago

It's amazing his small hands can grab them well enough to pull them.

[–] smuuthbrane 60 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Please sell these to us Canadians.

[–] smuuthbrane 25 points 2 days ago

Geez, no. No, no, a thousand times no.

[–] smuuthbrane 6 points 3 days ago

I would be disgusted, but probably privately so.

[–] smuuthbrane 31 points 3 days ago

Big "taking my ball and going home" energy.

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Chowdered Donut (self.foodcrimes)
 

Stolen from Lemmy ShitpostsDonut filled with chowder

 

This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you'd have no trouble selling each pill for $1000.

Or, sell the pills for way less to those that want to get drunk off bread or pasta. Either way it's a totally plausible, feasible, potentially lucrative shitty idea.

 

I thought this group might be able to appreciate this part. I ordered 5 from PCBWay. They are 1/4" mild steel. For just over $30USD each I got them in 16 days. But I have SO MANY questions about their process.

I wanted to share my incredulity with group that might also have their minds blown with this.

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Scab in a Can (self.shitty_million_dollar_ideas)
 

A can or bottle of an edible liquid that, when applied to skin, dries to a peelable scab-like consistency.

Mainstream? No, but the niche this hits it would hit HARD.

 
 
 

Once I realized I had to complete it.

 

Just got the update overnight and now i have a text overlaid on my feed. Is there a way to clear the message or otherwise get it to disappear?

 

I've had this happen a few times now when looking at images, I tap an image to open it, turn my devise to landscape mode, but instead of seeing the image my feed refreshes. Known bug, or has anyone else found this too?

 

Hey, I've experienced this a few times now. I've clicked an image to view it, but to get a better view I've switched to landscape mode. When this happens, instead of seeing the image still, my feed refreshes. Anyone else getting this? Known bug maybe? Thanks!

 

I'm still playing around getting my bearings here, trying to explore this still-growing federation. I've tried browsing by "New" on both mobile and desktop a couple of times, but on desktop it's almost unsuable. Any time there's a new post, the INSTANT it goes up my feed updates, and scrolls down. Sometimes it's one post, sometimes a dozen.

To me (opinion here), sorting by "new" should sort of be a timestampped thing: I want "new as of right now but nothing more". If I refresh, sure update me to the latest. But a list that's live updating as things happen? That's... not useful to me.

Am I missing something, or does anyone else feel similarly?

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